Heath here. Take it from me, up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away. While we devotin’. Full time to floatin’. Under the sea.
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Let’s explore what might be the best movies 2019 has to offer. The ’90s are back with ‘Aladdin’, ‘Sonic’, ‘Lion King’, ‘Toy Story’ and many more. It’s the year when de-ageing actors really hits centre stage, with Ang Lee’s ‘Gemini Man’, Scorsese’s ‘The Irishman’ and ‘Captain Marvel’ using it extensively. Major ‘Avengers’ and ‘Star Wars’ sagas will conclude.
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Let’s take a look at the biggest and best comedy movies of 2019. Funny this year comes in the form of Robert Downey Jr as a Mexican, Jumanji round three, a Big Lebowski spinoff (really), Pikacho voiced by Deadpool, Zombieland reopening, Matthew McConaughey as a beach bum, and Chris Morris following up ‘Four Lions’. That and so much more.
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Let’s look forward to the biggest and best horror movies 2019 has in store. The scary list features the usual mix of sequels (‘It: Chapter Two’, ‘Happy Death Day 2U’, ‘Zombieland Too’), remakes (‘Pet Sematary’, ‘Child’s Play’, ‘Grudge’), and original fare (‘Midsommar’, ‘Us’, ‘Velvet Buzzsaw’). While superhero-horror is surging (‘New Mutants’, ‘Brightburn’, ‘Hellboy’).
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Heath here. This is my take on the highly divisive Potter-prequel-sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald. Also stick around for my ranking of the entire Wizarding World franchise!
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Amazon Prime Video doesn’t have the quality control of Netflix, preferring to drown its good horror titles in a sea of terrible ones. Plus there’s no search engine on mobile or any way to select only new films. So here are the 10 best horror movies on Amazon Prime UK – new ones – as trawled through and watched by me.
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Three girls take their boos for boos.
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The Nazis are working on something stronger than coffee.
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Nicolas Cage has a phallic chainsaw dual in a work of art.
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Not since Grumpy Old Men have two pensioners gone at each other in suburbia with such dislike. 40 years on from the 1978 original, Michael Myers returns with nothing to say (not realistic for old person), but is seen removing victims’ teeth out of jealousy.
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