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8.11.09 # 23:36 # Movie Preview Critic # 18 Comments
Twilight showed us what happens when Dracula chases jailbait, now the New Moon movie has taken a Teen Wolf Too turn with a kinda suicidal heroine and a dangerous number of abs. Watch this indepth New Moon movie Preview Review BEFORE you see it, and take control of your movie destiny.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon is released on November 20th.
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I will preface this with a disclaimer that I am a Twilight fan. However, this “preview review” was pretty damn funny. I can take it.
The only thing I wanted to complain about is your criticism of all the topless males in New Moon. There have been, and continue to be, countless movies made every year with naked and half-naked women (particularly where there is no real reason for them to be naked) and I don’t hear men (or even women, for the most part) complain about it. I sense a bit of hypocrisy here. In New Moon, there is a reason for their nakedness. The wolf pack is shirtless because they change into wolves, so being so clothed all the time is pretty pointless, considering they change all the time. And they are physically hot (their body temperature). Edward is only shirtless in that one scene because he’s going to “reveal himself in the sunlight” in order to get the Volturi to kill him. That’s all.
First, I’m a twilighter.
I must agree with Mel, This video was f**king damn funny!
But, This video was made cuz’ some people don’t like the succesfully that twilight series has.
C’mon, Just get involved with this.
Twilight Series are Cool!
If you don’t like, then, why waste your time in this kinda stuff.
That’s all.
Peace!
This was sooo funny! And i agree its unworthy to watch and i am not going to watch the sequel. The original itself was very disappointing.
I agree if your not interested then why waste your time. the people who like the twilight saga really like it so if your not into something why spend your time on it?
I totally second Mel, especially this part:
“There have been, and continue to be, countless movies made every year with naked and half-naked women (particularly where there is no real reason for them to be naked) and I don’t hear men (or even women, for the most part) complain about it.”
However, I had a few good laughs watching this review. But it’ll never change my obsession towards the saga. Team Edward alwiz!
I’m sorry, but I didn’t find this review to be funny whatsoever. Honestly he never meant for it to be humorous, i.e. the ridiculous “disclaimer” at the beginning about not insulting the saga is obviously “sorry BUT I’m not sorry” BS. Every remark he makes in this so called “review” isn’t even valid if he has read the books (which obviously he hasn’t but THAT’S not a surprise). Bella’s mourning over Edward is not boring and/or a waste. Sorry to disappoint this jackass but there is a point to her suffering. NOT EVERYONE JUST LETS GO RIGHT AWAY. If you have ever really been in love with “the one” you would understand. But obviously that has never happened to you and the fact you can’t even fathom the possibility of such a thing is sad. She doesn’t love Jacob the same way because he is a friend to her and she loves him so much that she can’t let him go even though he sees her as more than that. Also. Edward isn’t a bad ass. If you think that’s the reason why Bella only has eyes for him, you’re obviously shallow. You think women are only capable of falling for that shiz? PLEASE. There is so much more depth to his character. Don’t try to analyze this Saga, you will never understand it. I’m very defensive of this book series, I love it with all my heart, I’m a huge fan and I am NOT okay with hearing this DORK that probably watches too many kung-fu/action movies and sounds like he doesn’t have a heart try to understand it, and tear it down because he can’t.
On a positive note. The only good part of this otherwise foaming at the mouth video is the beginning. TWILIGHT is the best movie ever, and New Moon will be too! And maybe the part with the abs. Sounds like someone’s a little jealous!!!!! HAHAHA!!! That made me laugh
I am definitely a Twi-Hard but I have to say, this video was hilarious!
Great to have the Movie Preview Critic back. Don’t be gone so long this time.
This is funny and typical of a male opinion but the fact is, Twilight is huge because of girls and grown women. Women love vampires because they are bad boys! The first two books are written for preteens so the plot and characters are pretty shallow. I must admit the last two books are more developed. But the author, publisher, and movie company know who their audience is. Girls and women and the boys and men who get dragged along with them. There is a lot of conflict introduced in the New Moon movie that will set up the next movies in the Twilight Saga.
I find it HILARIOUS when fans of twilight get very ‘defensive’ over it. It’s a book, and, unfortunately, a film.
The first movie was CRAP. I’m sorry ‘Twihard’ fans, but it was, and Im not just saying that to be mean or whatever, it was a bad movie.
I read the books, and they were bad.
Now I would be a big fan of say…The Lost Boys. I loved that movie from when I was a kid, and I know a lot of people dont like that, and I appreciate that we’re not all the same and they have their own opinions.
Its like twilight fans dont want anyone to have an opinion thats anything less than praising the ground on which Twilight was filmed. In about three years when it dies down and humans and twilight fans have equal rights again, we’ll look back on this and laugh
Pretty funny…and this is coming from a fan of the series.
However, Underworld is the male equivalent to Twilight and since I’m not a guy I think the movie sucked. Other than that good points all around!
And for those of you who generalize Twilight fans of LOVING the first film, that’s not really the case. It’s enjoyable in a cheesy-bad-it’s-so-good sort of way. The kind of movie you can drink wine with and laugh at, but it’s not wonderful.
It’s obnoxious to read the stereotypes.
Hilarious review, and spot-on. Beauty sells more than balls or brains, as usual. What´s with the sorry “heroine” - a nightmare for every self-respecting emancipated woman - who spends three out of four books in a pity party, clinging to her superBF as her only ticket to eternal youth, beauty, immortality and wealth “OMG I can´t live without him or I´ll get soooo oooooold after seventeen”. Millions of teen girls identify with this immature, shallow, hysterical kid who demands Prince Charming rescue her of her mediocrity - what does that say about *them*?
Lol at your video, you pretty much were spot on!
I just saw the New Moon movie and have to say it was made 10 times better than the first movie with regards to the acting and the way it was put together.
Totally agree with the previous comments, if you aren’t a girl and haven’t read the books, you just won’t get the full effect of the films. I can understand that they wouldn’t appeal to everyone. After I read the books I couldn’t believe how much they missed out of the first movie and just how much better the books were in comparison.
I have to say I’m a little sick and tired of people making fun of us ‘twihards’. Your video was hilarious but some people need to give us a break and find a new hobbie. Let us enjoy ours
just saw new moon and thought it was crap…so many scenes were different to the book and i have only read it once…was really disjointed and it felt like the director really didn’t get the feeling of the book. Bring back Catherine Hardwicke for the next two. And get some lessons in speaking clearly for the lead actors. I know teenagers supposedly mumble but movie goers need to hear what they say.
HAHAHAHA! So bloody funny! Im a huge Twilight Saga Book fan. But this review hits it right, I can admit that.
Thanks for the abs montage. Much appreciate. LOL!