Top 10 Bond One Liners9.11.08 # Top Ten # 51 Comments
Bond has returned to our screens in Quantum of Solace, but without such classic lines as “Martini; shaken, not stirred”, and “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
Daniel Craig means it’s out with the one liners and in with the serious plot. For great puns you now have to delve deep into Bond’s prestigious/cheesy history. So let us cast our minds back to some of the most memorable quotes.
Here are Movie-Moron’s top ten best James Bond one liners.
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
Bond: “He had a lot of guts!”
(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe’s body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor.)
Bond: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.”
(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor.)
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater.)
Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”
Also see: Top 10 James Bond Villains
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