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9.11.08 # Top Ten # 48 CommentsBond has returned to our screens in Quantum of Solace, but without such classic lines as “Martini; shaken, not stirred”, and “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
Daniel Craig means it’s out with the one liners and in with the serious plot. For great puns you now have to delve deep into Bond’s prestigious/cheesy history. So let us cast our minds back to some of the most memorable quotes.
Here are Movie-Moron’s top ten best James Bond one liners.
Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”
(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
Bond: “He had a lot of guts!”
(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe’s body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor.)
Bond: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.”
(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor.)
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”
(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater.)
Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”
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Living Daylights.
Bond “It must have scared the Living Daylights out of her”
Driving the Aston Martin Vantage V8 after firing rockets at a road block,
Bond “It comes with a few optional extras”
After picking up enemy radio chatter,
Bond “It must be astompheric conditions”
and mentioned at least twice on this forum
Plenty O’Tool “Hi my names Plenty, Plenty O’Tool”
Bond looks at her deep cleaverage
“HHmm named after your father perhaps?”
Love it.
After Plenty was thrown in the swiming pool from a great hight,
Bond “excellent shot”
Henchmen “I didn’t know there was a pool there”
i know not bond but still a good line.
Whilst sleeping with Jinks
“Ho i’ve missed the touch of a good women”
he had just been locked up for a couple of years, Jinks being the first conquest.
From “Live and Let Die”:
Solitaire: “Where’s Kananga?”
Bond: “The man always DID have an inflated opinion of himself.”
From “The Spy Who Loved Me”:
(After admiring Naomi): “What a handsome craft. Such lovely lines.”
How come you guys missed this one from Casino Royale?:
007: “One dry martini.”
Waiter: “Shaken or stirred sir?”
007: “Do you think by my look that I give a damn?”
Casino Royale
M: “Bond, when you can’t separate your friends from your enemy’s it’s time to go.”
Casino Royale
Diner scene in train Vesper Lynd introducing herself with:
“I’m the monney”
Bond: “Every penny of it!”
From Russia With Love:
Bond: so, what is the size and the color of that lektor?
Romana: (Daniela Bianchi) it is like the size of a typewriter, and as brown as your eyes.
Bond: oh! please keep it technical.
Romana: oh james, please james. can you make love with me all the time when we get to London?
Bond: yes, all the time. all day and all night. if you tell me more about this lektor.
The World Is Not Enough:
Elektra: so Mr. Bond, what did you do to survive?
Bond: uhhm! ah,,, i take PLEASURE in great beauty.
In Casino Royale:
(Bond says to Vesper)
Bond: Whatever is left of me. Whatever I’m. Whatever I’m. I’m yours.
From Casino Royale
Bond is sitting on the train to Montenegro looking at the menu, then Vesper arrives and sits in front of him…
Vesper: I’m the money
Bond : (looks at her from head to toe) …Every penny of it
goldfinger james to Q where s my Bentley?
Xenia Onatopp’s death scene in Goldeneye
bond: she always loved a good squeeze
After one of the best ever Bond movie fights ever, in Moonraker,Bond pushes chang over a stained glass clock which lands him on a grand piano,Bond looks down and states “Play it again, Sam!”
What about the good old
“shocking, positively shocking ! ” from Goldfinger, one of the best.
This is not a good list at all. Where are “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die” and “You’d miss me – I never miss” ??
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Post By Melissa Brobby
9th Nov
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