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5. Moonraker
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Bond: “Miss Anders… I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.”

4. Goldfinger
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(After dropping a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a henchman.)
Bond: “Shocking! Positively shocking!”

3. Diamonds are Forever
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Tiffany Case: “I’ll finish dressing.”
James Bond as Peter Franks: “Oh please don’t, not on my account.”

2. Goldfinger
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Bond: “Who are you?”
Pussy: “My name is Pussy Galore.”
Bond: “I must be dreaming.”

1. You Only Live Twice
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Tiger Tanaka: “Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.”
Bond: “I just might retire here.”


Any great James Bond quotes we missed? Leave suggestions in the comments.

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  • Adam Mason said

    Diamonds Are Forever:

    Plenty: My name’s Plenty. Plenty O’Toole.
    Bond: Named after your father, perhaps?

    Tomorrow Never Dies:

    Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James.

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  • Sheridan Passell said
    Sheridan Passell

    More Quotes:

    Octopu**y
    Bond: [Handing a wad of Indian cash to his accomplice.] “That should keep you in curry for a few weeks.”
    +
    [Bond is dragged from a river onto a tour boat.]
    Woman on Tour Boat: “Are you with our group?”
    Bond: “No, ma’am, I’m with the economy tour.”

    The Spy Who Loved Me
    [The motorcycle henchmen flies off a cliff in a cloud of feathers.]
    Bond: “All those feathers and he still can’t fly.”
    +
    [After structure falls on Jaws.]
    Bond: “Egyptian builders.”
    +
    [Bond and Anya are discovered making love]
    Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: “Bond! What do you think you’re doing?”
    Bond: “Keeping the British end up, sir.”
    +
    Bond: [After detaining Jaws with a huge magnet.] “How does that grab you?”
    +
    Captain Carter: [As James is removing the warhead to a nuclear missile.] “James, are you sure you know what you’re doing?”
    Bond: “Well, there has to be a first time for everything.”

    Moonraker
    Dr. Holly Goodhead: “You know him?”
    Bond: “Not socially. His name’s Jaws, he kills people.”
    +
    [Bond dangles from a cable car a thousand feet up.]
    Dr. Holly Goodhead: “Hang on!”
    Bond: “The thought had occurred to me.”
    +
    [Bond and Drax are shooting pheasants.]
    Hugo Drax: “You missed, Mr. Bond.”
    [A sniper falls from a tree.]
    Bond: “Did I?”
    +
    Dr. Holly Goodhead: “Come on, Mr. Bond. A 70-year-old can take 3 G’s.”
    Bond: “Well, the trouble is there’s never a 70-year-old around when you need one.”
    +
    Bond: “Bollinger? If it’s ’69 you were expecting me.”

    For Your Eyes Only
    Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream.”

    A View To A Kill
    [The morning after Bond sleeps with Grace Jones.]
    Max Zorin: “You slept well?”
    Bond: “A little restless but I got off eventually.”

    Roger Moore rules.

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    • Matteo said

      I am not English mother tongue and I don’t get the humor of this

      Dr. Holly Goodhead: Come on, Mr. Bond. A 70-year-old can take 3 G’s.

      James Bond: Well, the trouble is there’s never a 70-year-old around when you need one

      Anyone can explain?

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  • Adam Mason said

    Moonraker:

    M: What the devil is he doing?
    Q: I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.

    Can’t believe you missed that.

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  • Adam Mason said

    Ooh!

    Octopu**y:

    Bond is stabbed in a wad of cash hidden in his jacket.

    Bond: Thank god for hard currency!

    On an unrelated note, I asked a barmaid for a vodka martini this weekend. She didn’t have any martini. Dang.

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  • Sheridan Passell said
    Sheridan Passell

    “Re-entry” isn’t there because it isn’t James Bond’s one liner, it belongs to Q.

    Also, just because you pulled a nurse this weekend, it doesn’t mean you’re Timothy Dalton.
    …Although I am quite jealous.

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  • Adam Mason said

    I was in a tux at the time. My very own Vesper Lynd fawning over me on the dance floor. How could I not? It was the greatest moment of my short life, although the lack of martini cheapened it.

    Back on track:

    Goldeneye:

    Mishkin: You will tell me everything you know about the Goldeneye satellite.
    Bond: What, no small talk? No chit-chat?

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  • James Morman said

    Fatima Blush – “Oh! How reckless of me, I made you all wet.”
    James Bond – “Yes, but my martini’s still dry.”
    (Never Say Never Again)

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  • John said

    Goldfinger – James is surprised while spying on Goldfinger and gets in a hand-to-hand fight with Pu**y Galore. He looks at her and says (as only Sean Connery can) “Why Pu**y, who taught you judo?”

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  • Joan of Argghh! said

    “How was the lamb?”
    “Skewered. One sympathizes.”

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  • Chris said

    From Diamonds Are Forever
    (Tiffany Case emerges from dressing room and has changed her wig from blonde to red)

    Bond: “Weren’t you a blonde a few moments ago?”

    Tiffany Case: “Do you not like red heads?”

    Bond: “Of course–as long as the carpet matched the drapes.”

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    • Deeve Guillergan said

      GoldenEye:

      Natalya: so do you know how to disarm the weapon?

      Bond: uhh., i think it depends of what kind of weapon your talking about disarming!?

      (then Bond kiss Natalya.)

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  • Karl said

    Casino Royal best James Bond line EVER.

    Bond: You’re not my type.
    Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain?
    Bond: No, cause you’re single.

    I forget the girl’s name though.

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    • Aibanez said

      Her name is Vesper Lynd and the quote actually goes more like this:

      -Am I going to have a problem with you bond?
      -No, don’t worry, you’re not my type..
      – smart?
      -Single

      🙂

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  • Jeroen said

    Best James Bond quotes:
    The World is not Enough-
    Elektra: You wouldn’t kill me. You’d miss me.
    (Bond shoots Elektra)
    Bond: I never miss

    Never say Never Again-
    Largo: Do you lose as gracefully as you win?
    James Bond: I wouldn’t know.

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  • LeBron Mexico said

    “The World Is Not Enough”

    (Final scene of the film: Brosnan-Bond has just bedded the impossibly hot and impossibly named nuclear physicist Dr. Christmas Jones – played by the even more impossibly cast Denise Richards – and then utters this quip…)

    Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

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  • QuiatFat said

    Die Another Day

    Mr. Kil: I’m Mr. Kil.
    Bond: There’s a name to die for.

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  • Rob said

    Tomorrow Never Dies…Bond drops goon into printing press.

    “They’ll print anything these days.”

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