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Top 10 Bond One Liners

Bond has returned to our screens in Quantum of Solace, but without such classic lines as “Martini; shaken, not stirred”, and “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”

Daniel Craig means it’s out with the one liners and in with the serious plot. For great puns you now have to delve deep into Bond’s prestigious/cheesy history. So let us cast our minds back to some of the most memorable quotes.

Here are Movie-Moron’s top ten best James Bond one liners.

10. Octopussy
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Magda: “He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.”
Bond: “Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn’t that a little high?”

9. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow.)
Bond: “He had a lot of guts!”

8. Thunderball
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(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe’s body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor.)
Bond: “Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She’s just dead.”

7. Tomorrow Never Dies
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(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor.)
Bond: “I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.”

6. Casino Royale
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(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater.)
Bond: “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”

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Also see: Top 10 James Bond Villains

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  • Unimportant said

    This is not a good list at all. Where are “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die” and “You’d miss me – I never miss” ??

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  • Gino said

    Chris made a mistake when he said that the girl that changed her wig from blonde to red in the movie diamonds are forever the actual quote was as long as the collar ,matches the cuffs

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  • Patrick A said


    James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! .

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  • Drkngl said

    Never forget the famous, “The name is Bond, James Bond.” (The Spy Who Loved Me 1977)

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  • Paul said

    I know you say Be nice, Keep it clean but this necr*philia came from Live and Let Die.

    Bond having just had sex with Kananga’s girl, Rosie on a beach asks Rosie for some information about Kananga.

    Rosie: You don’t understand, see. They’ll kill me if I do.
    Bond: And I’ll kill you if you don’t.
    Rosie: But you couldn’t. You wouldn’t. Not after what we’ve just done!
    Bond: I certainly wouldn’t have killed you before.

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