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A U.S. police chief has been stockpiling weapons and preparing his constabulary for anything the world might throw at them, and apparently a few things it definitely won’t.

The lieutenant in question is Bruce Ferguson of Lansing, Michigan. He has been quoted as saying:

“We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years,” he told the Lansing State Journal.

“People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we’ll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.

“If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we’ll block off the exits so they miss the city.”

Whether the lieutenant is using zombies as a metaphor, (such as ‘We’re so prepared for disaster, even if something COMPLETELY UNFORSEEN AND IMPOSSIBLE like a zombie apocalypse were to occur, we’d be ready for it.’) or if he’s just nutty as squirrel sh*t remains to be seen.

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  • Sheridan Passell said
    Sheridan Passell

    Anyone who’s seen zombie movies knows he is way too confident. Those guys always get eaten.

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  • James said

    He’s worried they’ll come down the highway? Will they be driving? Has he even SEEN a zombie movie?

    As someone who lives in constant fear of an actual Zed-word outbreak, there’s no WAY I’m following this guy.

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  • Adam Mason said

    Chainsaws? What a fool! Knives, man, knives! When the fuel runs out, you’re left holding a useless, heavy weapon.

    Someone should get this guy a bladed weapon, or a copy of Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide.

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    • nate said

      Maybe the police chief needs a knife, or a copy of max brooks zombie survival guide, or a BRAIN

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  • BOBBAR said

    This is WHY I started the group ZOMBIE FIGHTERS UNITED. This Police Chief is just thinkin’ outside the box. No need to ridicule him for it. Our slogan: “Get the hit, don’t get bit.”

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  • Dave said

    The only thing crazy is NOT preparing for a zombie attack. However, his plans leave much to be desired.

    It’s not about killing as many zombies as you can. It’s about saving as much of the population as you can. You’ll need a large, secured area and plenty of food to outlast the epidemic.

    Long bladed swords and katanas, not chain saws. No fuel problem. Sniper rifles with thousands of round of ammo. One shot, one kill.

    Wind generators to keep lights and power on during the outbreak. Plenty of medical supplies and medicines. These are the things you gotta think of.

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  • Awesomest Dude said

    This guy is going to get eaten faster than a $1 taco.

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  • brady said

    pretty sure that i want to live in that town, i have been panning for a zombie ‘invasion’ for months. not kidding. me and a few friends have a serious plan that will work, incase they rise. which i hope they do, i am very excited about this.

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  • sugih yopie said

    i like this,ku tunggu zombie datang menyerang?????

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