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Top 20 Greatest Indiana Jones Quotes

memorable Indiana Jones quotesWith Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull topping the worst movie of the year reader poll, now is the time to wipe the tear from our eye, kick George Lucas in the balls and remind ourselves what a great franchise this used to be.

Here is our list of the Top 20 Most Memorable Indiana Jones Quotes from the original trilogy:

20. Fedora: “You lost today, kid. But that doesn’t mean you have to like it.” (Last Crusade)

19. Marion: “Indiana Jones. I always knew some day you’d come walking back through my door.” (Raiders Of The Lost Ark)

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18. Henry Jones: [accidentally shoots their own plane with the machine gun]
Indiana Jones: “Dad, are we hit?”
Henry Jones: ”More or less. Son, I’m sorry. They got us.” (Last Crusade)

17. Short Round: “Indy! Cover your heart! Cover your heart!“ (Temple Of Doom)

16. Young Indiana: “This should be in a museum!” (Last Crusade)

15. Brody: “The Bible speaks of the Ark leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the Ark before it… is invincible.” (Raiders)

14. Henry Jones: “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky… “ (Last Crusade)

13. Indiana Jones to his students: “We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot.” (Last Crusade)

12. Willie: “Oh my God. Oh my God, is he nuts?”
Short Round: “He not nuts, he crazy!” (Temple Of Doom)

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11. Indiana Jones: “I like Indiana.”
Henry Jones: “We named the dog Indiana.” (Last Crusade)

10. “Bad dates.” (Raiders)

9. Henry Jones: “You call *this* archaeology?” (Last Crusade)

8. Belloq: “It’s a transmitter, a radio for speaking to God.” (Raiders)

7. Short Round: “What is Sankara?”
Indiana Jones: “Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.” (Temple Of Doom)

6. Indiana Jones: “You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do.” (Raiders)

5. Indiana Jones: “Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali… IN HELL!” (Temple Of Doom)

4. Grail Knight: “He chose…poorly.” (Last Crusade)

3. Marion: “You’re not the man I knew ten years ago.”
Indiana Jones: “It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.” (Raiders)

2. Indiana Jones: “Don’t call me Junior.” (Last Crusade)

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1. Indiana Jones: “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” (Raiders)

Any memorable Indiana Jones quotes we missed? Leave your suggestions in the comments.

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  • Mr Grajales said

    “Dr Jones, you listen to me, you live longer !

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  • Cory said

    In the ‘temple of Doom’, with the female lead (I’m old, I forget), in her bedroom, his hands on the sculpted breasts of a statue, trying to open the secret passage, and the blonde bombshell saying, with a wonderful incredulous look on her face -‘I’m right here!!’

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  • Pete Magoo said

    We’re not sinking… We’re CRASHING!!

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  • Victor Rogalski said

    “Do svidania, Dr. Jones”
    – Irina Spalko, Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

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