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Top 10 Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes (with free video)Sex scenes. They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Why do people put them in movies? I don’t know.

And they’re so unrealistic too – in films the couple even look each other in the eye while they’re doing it.

Sometimes though it goes beyond the billowing curtains and slow dissolves to a whole new level of ridiculousness.

These are the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes.

10th. Team America: World Police

Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.

9th. Moonraker – Roger Moore

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The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner:

Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!”
Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”

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  • Simon Campbell said

    Nothing can top Howard The Duck. That sh*t was crazy.

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  • aziz said

    the final sex scene in soul plane when she was f***ing him on the plane tires

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  • han said

    but – but – watchmen! most bloody awful and daft sex scene of 2009. Or ever. :(

    ps howard the duck still wins though.

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  • David said

    The sex scene from meet the spartans makes fun at sex scenes from some movies

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  • Curroneus said

    Reno 911 The Movie had the most ridiculous-ly awesome Sex Scene in recent memory…

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  • chloe said

    Best movie sex scene. Troll 2 – Popcorn sex….that is all

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  • Tim H said

    Has anyone on this site seen Dead Snow? It’s a Norwegian zombie flick that has a ridiculous sex scene in a frozen outhouse. The ensuing zombie kills are uproarious!

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  • Nick Gilmartin said

    Decades ago there was a film called ‘The Tall Guy’ with Jeff Goldblum and Emma Thompson. In the process of a sex scene they completely trash an apartment. I mean totally.

    The film was sh*t apart from that.

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  • Rhi said

    Come on, you forgot A Fish Called Wanda. Kevin Kline smelling boots and talking Italian gibberish is awesome.
    Then there is the foreplay scene with John Cleese undressing in front of a family. Good stuff.

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  • Daniel Kurland said

    Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. One of the best sex scene in movies, with a bag of weed. Classic!

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  • g.d.smith said

    Dracular. Keanu Reeves struggling not to succomb to three saucey vampires is priceless. The horror, the horror, the horror………

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  • Clint Barton said

    If anyone hasn’t seen The Room, they ought to seek it out.

    It’s the best worst film ever, and is so bad it’s hilarious. The movie’s sex scenes in particular are God-awful – 2 of them are actually the exact same scene repeated, and in some shots the male actor is so high up on the female actor it looks as though he is having sex with her belly button.

    Comedy Genius.

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  • Cee Jay said

    I know it’s not ridiculous but it is funny is the sex scene from Modern Problems when Chevy Chase who has been splashed with a small amount of nuclear waste, actually has sex with ex-girlfriend played by Patti D’Arbonville by just moving various parts of his body and without touching her he gives her a mammoth orgasm

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  • g d smith said

    Last Tango in Paris is pretty silly. How Brando can get so much action with that hair and still keep his trousers on is worth pondering.

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  • Sam said

    One movie has clearly been neglected from this otherwise good sex scene list, and that’s “Live Freaky, Die Freaky!” Particularly, the scene where Charlie first meets Sadie. Almost every minute of that movie is uncomfortable.
    Then again, John Roecker has a way of making everything uncomfortable.

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