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25.04.09 # Top Ten # 55 Comments
Sex scenes. They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Why do people put them in movies? I don’t know.
And they’re so unrealistic too – in films the couple even look each other in the eye while they’re doing it.
Sometimes though it goes beyond the billowing curtains and slow dissolves to a whole new level of ridiculousness.
These are the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes.
10th. Team America: World Police
Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.
9th. Moonraker – Roger Moore
The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner:
Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!”
Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”
wat about al pacino i nthat one movie where hes licking her mouth like a snake like whoa wtf is goin on
These sex scenes are f’hilarious.
Hot Shots! Charlie Sheen cooks come bacon and eggs on a chick’s stomach… classic.
the sex scene from Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgandy was funny/relly wierd and i think it should definetly be on here
I have to go with naked gun. Nothing says safe sex like two body condoms.
“Bride of Chucky”
Tiffany: Chucky, do you have a rubber?
Chucky: We are rubber!
Haha
You should try watching a film called Decadent Evil, it’s about vampires or something and the main vampire’s husband gets turned into a little red monster thing and at the end the main vampire becomes a green one and they decide to go at it, suffice to say it’s not pretty.
Is that on the Playstation?
Gotta laugh at what a basement lurker you are to compile these
If I put a wine rack in down here it would be called a wine cellar, remember that.
What about the movie Species the sex movies thats totaly hot
people who havent met before has sex on a toilet pot
Nice rhyme.
How about Scary Movie ? Or scary movie 3 with the bj.
what about the sex scene on “wrong turn 2″? the two humanoids there having sex. it’s ridiculous.
Howard the Duck – wrong, wrong, wrong! The whole film was a stanking mess anyway and I think Lucas thought that after Star Wars he can turn anything into a big hit, but this duck was a turkey!
I agree with the Howard the Duck scene, that stuff was CRAZY!!!
What about End Of Days….. Creepy!
McGruber as the two funniest sex scenes I’ve ever seen.
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Post By Sheridan Passell
25th Apr
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