Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes25.04.09 # Top Ten # 58 Comments
Sex scenes. They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Why do people put them in movies? I don’t know.
And they’re so unrealistic too – in films the couple even look each other in the eye while they’re doing it.
Sometimes though it goes beyond the billowing curtains and slow dissolves to a whole new level of ridiculousness.
These are the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes.
10th. Team America: World Police
Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.
9th. Moonraker – Roger Moore
The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner:
Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!”
Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”