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25.04.09 # Top Ten # 55 Comments
Sex scenes. They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Why do people put them in movies? I don’t know.
And they’re so unrealistic too – in films the couple even look each other in the eye while they’re doing it.
Sometimes though it goes beyond the billowing curtains and slow dissolves to a whole new level of ridiculousness.
These are the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes.
10th. Team America: World Police
Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.
9th. Moonraker – Roger Moore
The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner:
Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!”
Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”
No, it’s got to be Predator 2 with that Columbian women screaming like a wild Animal on top of her man, and then smash grab the rasta’s come through the door.
Nice movie but how did he become so horny when he was falling?:-/
monsters ball …. check that out …
I LOVE THESE SCENES!!!!
The worst sex scene of all time was Sylvester making love to Sharon Stone in the Assassins in the shower. He was so much shorter than her they should have put him on a stool because his reaching up to kiss her was only surpassed by their smooth, oily bodies rolling around on the floor of the shower looking so uncomfortable it was embarrasing. As sexy as getting kicked in a guys private areas. Sharon was unbelievably tacky overall–especially the Widow-micro mini skirt outfit with the veil in church next to the Mexican family burying grandma. tacky, tacky, tacky!
The sex scene in 2012′s Dark Shadows of Barnabas (a vampire) and Angelique (a witch) engaged in extra-ciricular, gravity defying (up the wall, across the ceiling) sex was just rediculous.
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Post By Sheridan Passell
25th Apr
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