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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes

Top 10 Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes (with video)Sex scenes. They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Why do people put them in movies? I don’t know.

And they’re so unrealistic too – in films the couple even look each other in the eye while they’re doing it.

Sometimes though it goes beyond the billowing curtains and slow dissolves to a whole new level of ridiculousness.

These are the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes.

10th. Team America: World Police

Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.

9th. Moonraker – Roger Moore

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The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner:

Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!”
Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”

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  • max hunt said

    omg that is the funniest thing i’ve seen almfao

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  • eric said

    wat about al pacino i nthat one movie where hes licking her mouth like a snake like whoa wtf is goin on

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  • Question Mark said

    These sex scenes are f’hilarious.

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  • Chris said

    Hot Shots! Charlie Sheen cooks come bacon and eggs on a chick’s stomach… classic.

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  • Brodie Scotts said

    the sex scene from Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgandy was funny/relly wierd and i think it should definetly be on here

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  • kyle said

    I have to go with naked gun. Nothing says safe sex like two body condoms.

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  • Kirneh said

    “Bride of Chucky”

    Tiffany: Chucky, do you have a rubber?
    Chucky: We are rubber!

    Haha

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  • Johnny said

    You should try watching a film called Decadent Evil, it’s about vampires or something and the main vampire’s husband gets turned into a little red monster thing and at the end the main vampire becomes a green one and they decide to go at it, suffice to say it’s not pretty.

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  • Azza said

    Gotta laugh at what a basement lurker you are to compile these

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    • Sheridan Passell said
      Sheridan Passell

      If I put a wine rack in down here it would be called a wine cellar, remember that.

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  • Egbonshnie said

    What about the movie Species the sex movies thats totaly hot
    people who havent met before has sex on a toilet pot 🙂

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  • Sam said

    How about Scary Movie ? Or scary movie 3 with the bj.

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  • nameless said

    what about the sex scene on “wrong turn 2”? the two humanoids there having sex. it’s ridiculous.

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  • Pete said

    Howard the Duck – wrong, wrong, wrong! The whole film was a stanking mess anyway and I think Lucas thought that after Star Wars he can turn anything into a big hit, but this duck was a turkey!

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  • Rick said

    I agree with the Howard the Duck scene, that stuff was CRAZY!!!

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  • Kaye said

    What about End Of Days….. Creepy!

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