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Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes

Top 10 Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes (with video)Sex scenes. They’re embarrassing to watch in the cinema, and even more embarrassing to watch at home with your family. Why do people put them in movies? I don’t know.

And they’re so unrealistic too – in films the couple even look each other in the eye while they’re doing it.

Sometimes though it goes beyond the billowing curtains and slow dissolves to a whole new level of ridiculousness.

These are the Top 10 Most Ridiculous Movie Sex Scenes.

10th. Team America: World Police

Two puppets go at it in wild abandon to a song that sounds suspiciously like Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing” (the love theme of Michael Bay’s Armageddon). So extreme was the footage that the MPAA had to cut it down from two minutes to just 45 seconds.

9th. Moonraker – Roger Moore


The notion of James Bond in space is so ludicrous, why not have him have sex while the ship is passing back through earth’s atmosphere? I’m not sure how or why Q was privy to this moment, but peering at the screen he delivers the killer one-liner:

Sir Frederick Gray: “My God, what is Bond doing?!”
Q: “I think he’s attempting re-entry sir.”


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  • Sam said

    One movie has clearly been neglected from this otherwise good sex scene list, and that’s “Live Freaky, Die Freaky!” Particularly, the scene where Charlie first meets Sadie. Almost every minute of that movie is uncomfortable.
    Then again, John Roecker has a way of making everything uncomfortable.

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  • Gia said

    Planet Terror. The stripper has a table leg stuck in her amputated stump. She has her stump waiving in the air as she has sex.Really funny.

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  • Brian said

    Avatar made me really uncomfortable

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  • gd smith said

    Gingerbread man 2, features a classic involving the over excited titular character as a voyeur!

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  • Miles Greb said

    I would also add any of the “sex” that happened in The Room.
    Howard the Duck is spot on though; how do you top that?

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  • d3r3k said

    Can’t really blame the scene in Shoot ‘Em Up. Who would want to stop f**king Monica Bellucci?

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  • fygall said

    Julian Sands giving the hooker a go in Boxing Helena, that bloke must never of had sex in his life, either that or he has the smallest tackle in movieland judging from his miniture strokes, corny crap or what!

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  • ALM said

    Where can I find the sex scene to Soul Plane, Aziz? i am also trying to find both sex scenes to “Soul Food’.

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  • maddie said

    i think that was funny but a little over the top

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  • MamaShea said

    Howard the duck…priceless. But one of my all time faves is from Basketcase 2 with the 2 “freaks” Belial and Eve giving all they got. Now thats entertainment.

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  • Breno said

    But Shoot ’em up is supposed to be funny. No one percieved that, but it is a hilarious movie about action movies. This scene is very funny

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  • Ira said

    “Talk about shooting your load”… lol

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  • Eric Shuman said

    ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok the most ridiculous, disturbing, awkward, unnecessary sex scene(s). . . Splice. Adrian Brody has sex with the human/animal thing that they created, graphically might I add, it looked like something that you would find on the internet. Then thing that Adrian Brody had sex with transforms into a male creature and r*pes the lead female in the movie. It it strange but I still came out of that movie a little aroused.

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  • TJ said

    Did anyone else see ‘Bride of Chucky’? The sex scene between Chucky and Tiff is just weird. Watching two psychotic souls trapped in doll bodies hook up was a bit disturbing.

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  • Rory said

    The sex scene in Killer Bitch was hilariously badly acted and odd

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