The date for the apocalypse has been set, and it’s 2010. Two years earlier than the Mayans predicted.

And, as was written in the prophecy of the Four Horsemen, the apocalypse will take the form of these four terrifying figures…

Sex And The City 2’s release date is May 28th 2010.

Being a man so manly I bend metal with my face and eat phone books for fun, I have no idea what the fuss is, or ever was, about the original TV series. It’s a bit like Twilight - I have the wrong chromosomes, so I can’t come to the party.

Anyway, the date is set and all that’s known is that the four girls will come back, and will probably be getting enough money to buy countries, seeing as the first movie grossed $412 million. How will it fare at the box office though? This time it’s going up against Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. I can’t even write that with a straight face.

So I’ll close with the immortal words of Darth Vader, “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo….”

Source: Empire