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27.08.08 # Clips # 12 CommentsRather than run from your fears, sometimes it’s best to face them head on. Disaster Movie comes out this weekend, and here’s plenty of footage to get angry about.
Brilliantly, the clips on Trailer Addict don’t have the music track, but I’ve decided to use them because they make the whole thing seem even more pathetic.
Clip 1: First up, a very carefully prepared parody of ‘Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull’.
Clip 2: Here’s ‘Sex And The City’ and ‘Juno’.
If you listen carefully you can actually hear the tumbleweeds rolling by.
Clip 3: If you’re still laughing and it’s not time for your meds, here’s ‘Jumper’. Surely a movie ripe for spoofing…
Alright, the last line was good.
You can check out the trailer here. While you do, see if you can spot any sort of pattern/recurring theme in these further quotes from the trailer:
Hancock: “Hell naw. I’m outta here.”
[Flies up and bumps his head on a lamppost.]Giselle: “What is this enchanting place?”
[Gets hit by a taxi.]Iron Man: “I am Iron Man.”
[Cow falls on him.]
Leave your thoughts on the Disaster Movie quotes and clips in the comments.
The chick from Sex And The City looks kinda horsey lol.
I’ve seen funnier cancer diagnosises.
my soul just died. now im a soul zombie.
My God, what have they done?
It’s during movies like these that we need The Blob to descend from the theater ceiling and digest everyone who paid (yes, read again, paid money) to see this.
I think I’ll eat a poop to cheer myself up.
HB:
I hate to break the news to you but I think these scenes actually confirm that there is no God.
Yuck! I know that only cool and educated movie people (except for me) check this site out, but please avoid this movie. If this movie doesn’t bomb this weekend, expect a new crapfest by these 2 idiots by march ’09. We can’t have that!
Hilarious
oh you dont mess with a bitch straight outta rehab.
Lol
all these negative comments come from people with no sense of humour….
shame on you’s
ur rite athough i didnt watch it yet my friend has watched it and said it was hallarious
HaHa! This movie is frigen hilarious!!! Lol. But it is sort of gross. LoL
this movie is so pathetic.
i wasted time in my life to watch a movie that’s for what? stoners? GAY! The only part i actually laughed at was when juno beat the crap out of the sex and the city gal. don’t waste your time watching this movie that really has no purpose!
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