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2012 Movie Preview – Trailer Analyzed

The Movie Preview CriticThe 2012 movie is brought to us by master of disaster Roland Emmerich, director of ID4, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow and 10,000 B.C. The preview is trying to sell us on effects awesomeness. Let’s strip away the bulls**t and see it for what it is – a likely sign of the moviepocalypse.

2012 comes out November 13th.

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  • Elijah /Elijahovah said

    Again the precise cut claim in pyramids is crap. The pyramid centers are limestone, this means that condensation and water melts the stone to become fine exact cracks the longer they sit and older they get. So again nature at work and stupid modern people giving the credit to ancient precise secrets or aliens with electronic spaceships.

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  • kartik angara said

    nw temme..is nature that accurate n perfect in placing the stones for pyramids in super precise geometry so that we nw regard it as A WONDER..everythng cant be attributd to nature or its various phenomenon..there always is a human hand..nature has nt taught ppl geometry n architecture..it is the man himself who learnt it n put that into practice to give us ths wonder nw..nature is really wonderful bt it shud be remembered that the human creation is nature’s perfct manifestatn to get wht it wants to be done..

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  • Hilda said

    To Elijah
    Im not sure where you get your information from but I would like to quote you some verses that testifies about the savior in this last ages, who are giving people eternal life.

    Rev 22:17 The Spirit and the Bride say, “come!’ And let him who hears say, “come!” Whoever is thirsty let him come and whoever wishes, let him take the free gift of the Water of life.

    The Spirit and the Bride are giving people eternal life in these last ages. As we know ONLY God can give us eternal life. That means there are two saviors in these last days. The Spirit and the Bride!

    The Spirit =
    Our Father according to the Trinity, 2nd coming Jesus.

    The Bride =
    Rev 21:9 One of the seven angels who had the seven bowls full of the seven last plagues came and said to me, “come, I will show you the Bride, the wife of the lamb.” And he carried me away in the spirit to a mountain great and high, and showed me the Holy city, Jerusalem, coming down out of Heaven from God.

    Gal 4: 26 But the Jerusalem that is above is free and she is our Mother.

    OUR MOTHER IS PROPHECISED TO COME DOWN OUT OF HEAVEN IN THE LAST DAYS TO GIVE PEOPLE ETERNAL LIFE. WE MUST SEEK TRUE GOD WHO WILL COME IN THE FLESH.

    According to the bible this prophecy is being fulfilled NOW! if anyone wants to know about the Bride our Heavenly Mother (GOD THE MOTHER) please contact me urgently to receive salvation from her before the last day comes. To learn more about her and bible truths please check out this website.

    Uccspace.net

    THE LAST DAY AS PROPHESISED IN THE BIBLE
    2pet 3:6-7
    By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men.

    2pet 3:9 The lord is not slow in keeping his promise as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.
    But the day of the lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything will be laid bear.
    Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives as you look forward to the day of God and speed its coming. That day will bring about the destruction of the heavens by fire, and the elements will melt in the heat. But in keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth, the home of righteousness.

    Now is the time to seek true GOD OUR HEAVENLY FATHER AND MOTHER! before its too late. According to the bible this world might end before 2012.

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  • Elijah /Elijahovah said

    The spirit is not God. It is what God does. That spirit has entered Enoch and Noah and Shem and Abram etc. That spirit you calim they must come to YOU for. I claim they must go to the bride for because she has already descended by being flesh gathered from all nations as the only ones (the last ones) to ascend to heaven. But upon ascending, then all 144,000 as adopted by Jesus to become a Jewish wife for him have the power as a complete number to appear in flesh for 40 days. The bride cries out because she has no feet. Her feet are on Earth. And she has no power until they join her. And the only way to join her before Armageddon asteroid is to let Obama kill her feet. The Christ had poptential to be stopped when Satan killed the head, and now Satan has potential to stop the Christ by killing the feet so the whole Christ body, head jesus, and body Church in heaven crumbles with no feet to stand upon Earth. It is a 50-50 chance. If he kills the feet he puts them in heaven where they then have power to kill him. But they only go to heaven if they die faithful without cheating, and they only get power if all 144,000 succeed. Just one person as failure and they have no power to bind him. This is reuired because God is putting the water vapor canopy back up by astral impact. And in doing so the fallen angels will have the ability to be flesh again as they were before. So they must be bound so they cannot do this, and their spirit must also be bound to prevent the current influence of them continuing. The bride has succeeded if after slaughter in the New City she comes down to appear in the closed rooms of homes to the banned Church. The Church is banned because they get the blame for the death of the innocent holy ones. While all the other churches caused it. So they are punished by government destroying them, and though trying not to destroy these churches (as Rome tried not to destroy Jerusalem), the churches see it as the hour and are rising against the governments so governments win, churches lose. Catholicism and Moslem are killed in these 40 days, perhaps 30 days which is a 12th or one hour of a year that the beast rules. And thus leaving 10 days tribulation that the bride was spared by being killed 30 days before the last 10-day tribulation. DATES? Dec 25 to Jan 22 to Feb 2. Her name is Ibsa, and she is Esther (Easter) the queen of heaven. She is my mother, I owe my life to. And if my death lurks now this day in front of me, then she is the only one who can raise me back to earth thru the voice of her children armageddon survivors who will cover pieces of bone or flesh with blankets and call forth living flesh to wake up from under it. Amen.

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  • Larry said

    2012 is an awesome movie. Very good. Will keep you on the
    edge of your seat. Roland Emmerich has outdone himself.
    As far as the world actually ending in 2012, uh I dont
    believe it.
    There is only ONE who knows when the end will come. That
    end comes in phases, not all at once. The end will lead
    to a New Heaven and Earth. Its all in the HOLY BIBLE
    People of America and of the world accept JESUS as Lord
    and Saviour while there is still time. JESUS is the only
    solution to the worlds problems. Without HIM there is no
    hope and no peace. Americas problems are the result of
    the last 40+ years of slowly rejecting God and His Word.
    More crime, more unrest, more greed, more corruption,
    more hate, it has all grown worse. And will continue to
    do so unless Americans humble themselves and repent and
    turn to JESUS and follow HIS WORD. Unless this happens
    America will never recover. Now more than ever it is
    time to Pray. Pray night and day for the Salvation of
    America.

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  • kartik angara said

    to all movie morons n fanatics..friends therez yet another movie down the way coming to blow us off..AVATAR.. FROM THE MAN WHO GAVE US TITANIC..I JUS CANT WAIT TO CHECK IT OUT..16th december..how many of u r really ready..its a $300million epic..WOW..

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  • Sheridan Passell said

    I’m excited too Kartik. It’s going to be an epic trip to the IMAX. Not long now…

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  • kartik angara said

    dear sheridan..bro i jus cant wait..n did u happen to read abt the movie..enhanced motion capture, CGI n fusion camera system technology..bro believe me its gonna be one helluva rollercoaster ride..bro wich country r u 4m n what do u do..i wud really like to stay in touch wid u..do u hv an account in orkut or cn i knw ur email id..bro believe me AVATAR WILL BE A BOX OFFICE BLOCKBUSTER..any mre info il let u knw..regards kartik..

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  • kartik angara said

    dear sheridan..bro i jus cant wait..n did u happen to read abt the movie..enhanced motion capture, CGI n fusion camera system technology..bro believe me its gonna be one helluva rollercoaster ride..bro wich country r u 4m n what do u do..i wud really like to stay in touch wid u..do u hv an account in orkut or cn i knw ur email id..bro believe me AVATAR WILL BE A BOX OFFICE BLOCKBUSTER..any mre info il let u knw..i read hell lot abt ths movie coz i wanna take up filmmaking as profession..regards kartik..

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  • Sanda12 said

    I saw the movie today. Pretty scary, sad, it makes you think and of course if you have family, it will make you emotional and crying. I must say, it is very good movie and I love to watch disaster movies.
    I wanted to see it because I heard something on TV once, a prediction from Sylvia Brown, a psychic. If I think that in 2012 will be end of the World – no, but sure a some kind of disaster. Looking where we are now, economy is bad, poverty and war in Iraq. I am more afrain of North Korea and their nuclear weapons, which could end up in a big disaster.

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  • hilda said

    To Sanda12,
    Yes i agree we should be afraid of North Korea. The bible prophesies that the last disaster will come from North Korea and the last disaster will come by fire. Prophet Zechariah saw a vision of the last day and his description sounds like nuclear war/ fire.

    So if you put two and two together the last disaster will come from North Korea and will be by nuclear weapon/fire.

    Jer4:5
    Announce in Judah and proclaim in Jerusalem and say: ‘Sound the trumpet throughout the land’ Cry aloud and say: ‘Gather together!Let us flee to the fortified cities!Raise the signal to go to Zion! Flee for safety without delay!’For i am bringing disaster from the north even terrible destruction. ”

    Zec 14:12
    This is the plague with which the lord will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.

    So not only does God say that the disaster is coming from the north God also says ‘Raise the signal to go to Zion! Flee for safety without delay!’ God has prepared where to go, the safety place “ZION”. So we should go there now. Then where is Zion?

    Mic 4:1-2
    In the last days the mountain of the Lords temple will be established as chief among the mountains; it will be raised above the hills and people will stream to it. Many nations will come and say ‘come let us go up to the mountain of the Lord, to the house of the God of Jacob. He will teach us his ways, so that we may walk in his paths.’ The law will go out from Zion, the word of the Lord from Jerusalem.

    Isa 33:20
    Look upon Zion, the city of our festivals; your eyes will see Jerusalem.

    Gal 4:26 But the Jerusalem that is above is free and she is our mother.

    The place that celebrates Gods feasts (Sabbath, (passover, Feast of Unleavened bread, firstfruits, Feast of Weeks, Feast of Trumpets, Day of Atonement, Feast of Tabernacles. And can see Jerusalem our Heavenly Mother is Zion. We should flee there!

    If anyone wants to know where is Zion please contact me!

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  • HYeman said

    Hilda!, cut the crap please. If even you see any evidences, keep it for yourself, and don’t scare other naiv people like yourself. It is a human factor to search for an “end” all the time. throughout the history, in every decade there was a time or date set indicating the end of the planet. I think the end might come, but not now, not 10 or 100 years from now. And people like you spread fear and panic, and trust me, those things can be almost as deadly as you Nibua sh*t.

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  • Allison Gasparini said

    To HYeman

    Very problamatic comment. “even if you see any evidence, keep it to yourself”.

    Wow, who do you think you are…..the censor! Everyone is entitiled to an opinion and if they think they have found any evidence, they have a right to share it.

    By the way! could you please list the long line of prophecies that have appeared “every decade” predicting the end of the world….. I’d love to be enlightened by the depth of your knowledge!

    Allison

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  • Elijah /Elijahovah said

    Zecharia Sitchin came up with crap that a planet Marduk orbits 3600 years. If it comes 2012 AD then where is this 1589 BC chroonology in all nations? Now they say it is Nibiru? Same question applies.

    Marduk is Mars rising on 2009 BC July 8 based on a crossing 45 days earlier which averages 780 days from the crossing in Feb 2060 BC to the crossing in May 2009 BC. This is why the 360-day new years Apr 7 of 2060 BC to July 8 of 2009 BC created the 780-day Mars calendar which spans from 2368 BC Oct 1 to 1913 AD G.May 17 as new year 6000 from the 1656 preFlood years (4025-2370 BC).
    -Noah’s 602 =2368 BC Oct 1 Arpaxad 6 months old
    -Noah’s 914 =2060 BC Apr 7 Babels Marduk temple &Nineveh
    -Noah’s 966 =2009 BC July 8 Marduk Street in Babel
    -Noah’s 1083=1894 BC Nov 2 Babylon’s 300-year kingship
    Babylon rises year of Marduk Mars.
    ALL these dates are new year of 360-day calendar marked by 780-day morningstar Mars called Marduk.

    Marduk is also Jupiter crossing between the Taurus horns on 2258 BC Feb 26 which was also 360-day new year but it is a sothic observance every 83 years as 7 orbits. Thus it too marked 2009 BC Feb 26 to 1976 AD Julian Feb 26 (March 10) as Julian year 6000.
    -2258 BC Feb 26 Narmer (Nimrod) age 12
    -2009 BC Feb 26 Babels Marduk
    -1843 BC Feb 26 Abrams death at 175
    -1594 BC Feb 26 Babylon falls year of Marduk Jupiter
    The year Moses was born 80 years before 1514 BC split comet impact and 40.5 year stationary orbit (I presume crashing in 1473 BC rather than released ….doubting it is Halley’s comet).

    The crossing of Mars by the sun is Tamuz for the 90 days of Nibiru. This new year of Noah is always 20 days before the Mayan claim for new year so that in 2012 AD Noah’s true new year is Dec 3 (day 11 imix) not Dec 23 (day 5 imix; day 4 Ahau is Dec 22 not Dec 21).

    This data then explains why anything presumes 3600 years when the true 3600 years is from May 1626 BC and Dec 1625 BC forward for 3600x 365 days minus 60 days to atone for Venus position every 1200, thus minus 180 days form the total. HOW does Jupiter or Mars as Marduk steal this 3600 years. Lunar dates of Venus have been miscalculated as 1900 BC (243+32 years off) instead of 1625 BC, and as 1601 BC (24 years off) too. That reveals the answer with 300-year Babylon. Babylon’s rise begins with 360-day Marduk new year 1894 BC Nov 2 ALL SOULS DAY raising up to life the dead society, but Babylon’s last year but Jupiter Marduk ends Babylon.

    Because Venus is the end of Amizaduga in 1626 BC to count 3600 years to the future, the world instead presumed it was 3600 years to that Venus thus the Adam 5500-1900 BC or
    5200-1600 BC (5201-1601 BC?). In either case it assumes Venus is either 3600 to Babylon’s rise as 1900 BC or fall as 1600 BC of which you can already see is either Mars (1894 BC) or Jupiter (1594 BC) and thus the false story that 3600 years is marked by the BIG Jupiter, or the Marduk (Mars which is NIbiru when it disappears with sun crossing over it). Thus bottom line is my knowing the evolving of true astronomy, I will trust my gut sense that the spirit has shown me that THe WatchTower is Judas who sits with the Governing Body JWs as christ-bride and will now kill her on Dec 25 because it is 40 days before asteroid impact Feb 2. The continents fall 1-1.5 miles into the ocean for 5 months down and 8-10 months up after a mantle meltdown for 7 days after impact. No ark is needed, and no trip to Everest either since even both Ararat mounts will stay above the ocean when the snow melts to show you scum-bugs the ark.

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  • umair said

    i am agree with your opinion that”how much evidance do you need”, but these predictions are the signs of bad happening ,but not in december 2012. although,climate is changing, but this should’nt mean that some world ending disaster will hapen in december 2012.
    this is clear in islam and christanity that the world will end one day, and a very big distruction will be made. but, this destruction requires some evidance, and according to that we are a bit far. this 2012 is just a fake, a poop to scare to humain being….

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