11. Matthew McConaughey in Everything He’s Ever Been In

It’s a triple whammy: not only does he have a receding hairline that makes it look like he’s wearing a wig that’s slipping off the back of his head, but when we get round to the back we discover that what’s waiting for us is a mullet. A PERMED mullet. This could only be shitter if he made it into a little ponytail. Watch this space.