Heath here. Take it from me, up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun they slave away. While we devotin’. Full time to floatin’. Under the sea.
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Heath here. This is my take on the highly divisive Potter-prequel-sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald. Also stick around for my ranking of the entire Wizarding World franchise!
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Three girls take their boos for boos.
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The Nazis are working on something stronger than coffee.
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Nicolas Cage has a phallic chainsaw dual in a work of art.
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Not since Grumpy Old Men have two pensioners gone at each other in suburbia with such dislike. 40 years on from the 1978 original, Michael Myers returns with nothing to say (not realistic for old person), but is seen removing victims’ teeth out of jealousy.
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A Star Is Born. It’s a story that’s been around for 81 years (the original was released in 1937), with three different incarnations in very different eras. The latest version stars Bradley ‘Rocket’ Cooper and Lady ‘Goo Goo’ Gaga, and is generating serious Oscar buzz.
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Everyone’s dream to have a lovable Predator dog on the big screen is realised.
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Does Venom have a symbiotic relationship with Spider-Man, or can he survive on his own?
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Earth’s mightiest heroes team with the Guardians of the Galaxy to take on Thanos, a mad titan intent on collecting six infinity stones, so he can kill half the people in the universe…
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