Last week, Universal was planning a sequel to Twins, entitled Triplets, starring returnees Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, and newcomer Eddie Murphy. I took this as a clear indication that our alien puppet masters had finally revealed reality as we know it to be naught but a giant cosmic joke, so I might as well stick my hand in a toaster. Ouch. Can Arnie soothe the pain of my singed paw with some reassuring words about the project?
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