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Title: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 13, 2009, 06:59:12 AM
(http://16.media.tumblr.com/8dfqUEP9Tpu57lq2Mni7UviOo1_500.jpg)

We need an awesome theme song. We should go the power ballad route. I'm thinking My Heart Will Go On, Everything I Do I Do It For You, I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing - they don't make cheesefest theme songs like they used to  :'(

Even the claw!/Of Grizzlepaw!/Couldn't tear me away from you!
<Guitar Solo!>

Suggest lyrics, go go go!


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 13, 2009, 09:53:37 AM
That's an excellent idea. I'm sure we could do a little YouTube competition, there's so much musical talent out there with nothing better to do.


"Who's that knocking at your front door,
I'm going to take a bet it's Grizzlepaw.
He wants to eat your head for lunch,
He'll put it in his mouth and you'll hear it go crunch."


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dalmatianjaws on July 13, 2009, 11:30:49 AM
If you guys can, rent and watch Arachnophobia. Over the end credits they play a Phil Collins-esque mid 90s love ballad song, from the point of view of the spiders! It's delightfully awful.

I think it should definitely be an 80s rock ballad style. And for the obligatory music video, the bands wild hair should be bear skin.




Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 13, 2009, 11:38:36 AM
you dare post without lyric contribution?! your trespasses are forgiven this once, because i am truly thankful for this gem.

YvPSCGONqUw


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dalmatianjaws on July 13, 2009, 05:25:05 PM
With hideous caws
And no berries to forage
The Almighty Grizzlepaw
Will turn your bowels into porridge


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 13, 2009, 05:37:04 PM
Oh that's great.

I love how it always comes back to porridge, our knowledge of bears is so limited.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dalmatianjaws on July 13, 2009, 07:43:38 PM
That's not true. They also steal picnic baskets.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 14, 2009, 04:03:26 PM
Who's that knocking at your door?
I'm gonna bet it's Grizzlepaw!
He wants to eat your head for lunch!
He'll put it in his mouth and you'll hear it cru-u-unch!

But that won't do, baby!
Our love's so true, baby!
Even the claw!
Of Grizzlepaw!
Couldn't tear me away from you!

<Guitar Solo!>

With hideous caws and no berries to forage!
The Almighty Grizzlepaw will turn your bowels into porridge!
But I'ma shoot him up like I learned on PlayStation!
And do you like a bear fresh out of hibernation!


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 14, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
No more ridiculous than this -

tLHW1tSho5c

Was used on the end credits of Deep Blue Sea.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 14, 2009, 05:18:06 PM
how the hell did i forget about this jam?! 'deepest, bluest/ my hat is like a shark's fin!' perfect ending to that movie!  ;D

my friend sent me this on facebook with the message 'LL Cool J is OFFICIALLY the yo-yo of the hip hop world when it comes to street cred.'

uKD148lpBAE

best youtube comment: 'Ok I am not hating here BUT, Elmo has been learning basic math for how many years now? Is he "special" or is he taking the piss??'


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 14, 2009, 06:53:31 PM
Buster Cappe would never be caught dead doing that.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 15, 2009, 06:07:32 AM
buster cappe has artistic integrity


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Buster Cappe on July 15, 2009, 09:45:20 AM
You're damn right.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 15, 2009, 09:47:31 AM
Oh my goodness. Where did he come from.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Prof. Loug on July 21, 2009, 04:30:52 AM
He's a big fuzzy bear, but don't give him a cuddle,
Or he'll leave your gizzards in a big red puddle,
Humans: terrified, gathered in a huddle,
Not even sudoku gets his brain in a muddle.

Grizzle-grizzle-grizzle... GrizzlePAW.
Grizzle-grizzle-grizzle... He's a genius bear.

Etc.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 21, 2009, 10:41:42 AM
Humans: terrified, gathered in a huddle,
Not even sudoku gets his brain in a muddle

prizes to whoever tops this


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 28, 2009, 01:54:27 PM
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7695/1248797746466s.jpg)


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 28, 2009, 03:21:36 PM
Somebody send Seal a prize.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: T.ROSS on July 28, 2009, 07:09:45 PM
This thread is out of control!! ha ha love it!


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on July 30, 2009, 03:10:46 PM
Prof.Loug has secured top end studio space, with technicians, when it's needed and will be recording the song once the movie is done. He has recorded songs in the past and I can tell you they are excellent. It's possible we could also find someone on YouTube to record a second track, as there is plenty of space in the movie for both.

Do continue to suggest lyrics.



Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on July 30, 2009, 03:28:20 PM
good news!

grizzlepaw, the beast with a man's brain!
grizzlepaw, the bear that went insane!


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dalmatianjaws on July 30, 2009, 04:12:26 PM
I've got lots of musician friends in LA that could drive up north for a recording session if need be.



No chance to scream, no chance to shout, he'll slice up your throat like a freshly caught trout.




Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Prof. Loug on August 04, 2009, 11:14:06 AM
Grizzlepaw / Arise from your cave / Send picnicking teenagers to their graves.
Grizzlepaw / A bear like no other / If he smells your meat, you'd best run for cover.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on August 04, 2009, 11:22:57 AM
He looks real cute but don't give him a cuddle,
Or you'll end up as a big red puddle.


He arose, became predisposed, to put on clothes, strangle you with a garden hose.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on August 04, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
He arose, became predisposed, to put on clothes, strangle you with a garden hose.

is that a haiku?


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on September 09, 2009, 05:34:19 AM
"...you gotta beware.
Everybody, sniff the air."


"Enraged by a be-hind, can I get a re-wind?"




Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on September 09, 2009, 02:04:31 PM
"Enraged by a be-hind, can I get a re-wind?"


lol, hip-hop remixes before the song's even written!


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: AristotleP on September 10, 2009, 05:09:55 AM
A heavy metal version of this  8)

-8nV6sn6raE


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on September 10, 2009, 01:42:42 PM
That's great. I really wanted an electric guitar to kick in then. I wonder if that song is public domain since it's so old.


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: dnwilliams on September 10, 2009, 02:31:01 PM
even if we just have someone singing this creepily in a tense moment...


Title: Re: Theme Song
Post by: Sheridan Passell on September 10, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
"If you go down to the woods today he's sure to tear out your eyes."

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