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1  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: Downey Jr. Oscar Nomination for Tropic Thunder? on: October 21, 2008, 04:52:58 AM
Even the greatest actors will always say that comedy is toughest to sell.
2  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: Depp to recieve $75 million for Pirates 4? on: October 17, 2008, 06:04:18 PM
3 sucked balls. Why continue after making a Gooddess appear as a giant STD. You know in the movie The Libertine I believe Depp's character was infected with syphilis and that is what will happen to anyone watching a 4th Pirates of the Caribbean movie. How ever for your questions.

1) Is Depp (or any actor) worth $75 million?
Hell No! Not even close. Only a complete moron would pay some one that kind of money to be in a movie regardless of his ties with a franchise.

2) Has the franchise run its course?

Undoubtedly yes it has. Going anywhere from here is a huge mistake. The only left is for jack's brother to be involveds some how which I heard is the latest rumor on the plto for a 4th. Say  no to more Pirates flicks.


3) Is the money better spent elsewhere?

Yes. Let's see how many mortgages would that pay off. In a time of practically being in the middle of another depression and you think some jack ass is worth just giving $75 million to. Granted Depp is one of my favorite actors and probably one of if not the most talented actor working today but no f*cking way is any one worth that kind of money to act in a movie. Spend the money on a script that does not turn characters into crabs. Or better yet take that 75 miliion and give it to a film maker that wants to make an original movie not milk a franchise.

4) Will Depp bring his A-game? You summed this one up nicely.
3  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: I Am Legend prequel announced!!! on: October 17, 2008, 05:52:54 PM
No, no , no no, no. I am Legend is based on a book and then was made into a movie roughly 4 times with the last piece of crap that Will Smith did a great job in but they completely screwed up with horrendous CGI. Really who ever did the work on that flick that let that CGI stand should be fired and never allowed near film again. TRo hear that the same director that let this shit slide before is going to be inviolved means more shitastic things that a good director would not let happen.
4  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: Terrence Howard To Be Replaced In IRON MAN 2 on: October 17, 2008, 05:49:05 PM
Am I the only that is still upset over the Howard casting in the first flick. I am even more upset by this casting choice.

Jim Rhodes/War Machine was always drawn as being a guy bigger than stark and much more muscular. You want War Machine you go get Michael Clarke Duncan. End of discussion.
5  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: The Top Ten Movies of 1980 on: September 30, 2008, 05:27:48 PM
Somewhere in Time is directly responsible for my deep seeded lust for one Jane Seymour.

Xanadu is my guiltiest pleasure.

Private Benjamin was sure gold. Bad pun intended.

Seems like old Times was one of my favorites growing up. They used to play it all the time on Saturday afternoons. Half the time they ran it back to back with Foul Play.

Caddyshack is a classic.

There are some easy picks for that year but these are the ones I watched as a child of the 80 that started me down the path to becoming The Movie Whore.
6  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: First pictures from the set of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland on: September 30, 2008, 04:03:05 PM
This flick definitely fits Burton's visual style. I am looking forward to this one.
7  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: Green light for the Green Lantern. on: September 30, 2008, 04:02:04 PM
If you are going to go with a name I would have to say Will Smith. Otherwise I would go for an unknown.
8  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: Top Ten Most Interesting Movie Murder Weapons on: September 24, 2008, 10:30:42 PM
Giant penis statue in Clockwork Orange.

Pencil in Dark Knight.

Electric toothbrush can't remember the name of the cheesy flick.

Girl in sleeping bag in Jason X then girl in sleeping bag is hit against tree unitl dead. One of the funniest killings I have ever seen.

9  Movie Moron Forum / Articles / Interviews / Movie don't make money? on: September 20, 2008, 01:46:49 PM
I came across this and confirmed it with Uwe Boll that he did indeed write it. I am quite curious to see what others think. I found it interesting.

From Uwe BOLL , Producer-Director of a lot of video game based movies like HOUSE OF THE DEAD, ALONE IN THE DARK, BLOODRAYNE, IN THE NAME OF THE KING, POSTAL, FAR CRY , who raised 275 million EURO in Germany for his movies and went public with his BOLL AG as a world sales company.

Since 2004 the price for movies in the international film market went down 85%. In other words: a movie like my movie BLOODRAYNE in 2004 in Japan for example got $1 Million and now the minimum guarantee is for $150,000.
 
Mark Gill just wrote: "This time the sky is really falling!"

Movies like GUERILLA from Soderbergh or winning films from the Sundance Film festival stay unsold or recoup under 20% of their production costs. Not 9 out of 10 movies losing money: 49 out of 50 movies losing money.

What is happening? What is going on? What to do? How to survive?
Lets summarize some facts:

    * 20 years ago maybe 3 movies came out every week. Now 6 to 10.

    * 1990 you could make a big movie for $10 Million and you could release it big for $5 Million. Now a medium movie cost $75 Million + and the US-release $40 Million + in p&a. How do you want to release your medium movie if nearly every week is a $200 Million movie starting with $80 Million p&a on 8000 screens?Huh

    * I started my $60,000 movie GERMAN FRIED MOVIE with 5 prints 1991 in German theaters with $20,000 $ in p&a and sold 20,000 tickets over a period of 4 month. Now the new Julia Roberts movie sold under 70,000 tickets with $1 Million in p&a. And this is not one special example –this happens to 9 out of 10 medium movies. And here again: movie number 10 is also not making money – the disaster is only smaller.

    * In earlier days you had 5 to 10 Event Movies per year. Now you have 40. And they destroy the medium movies. Not because they are good! Because they are so expensive and spending so much money in p&a to win their weekends and to win 20 market share.

    * Even if the Majors now omitting their medium product and go only for Event Movies – they also lose money. If they spend $150 Million in making a big movie and $70 Million in p&a for USA/Canada only – they would need $440 Million BOX OFFICE in USA/Canada to recoup this movie. No movie made this amount of BO in 2007 at all and they released 179 movies. The reality is that in 2007 only 9 movies out of 179 made this amount WORLDWIDE in the BO. And for Worldwide p&a you must spend another $30-$50 Million per movie. In fact: from 179 Major Movies per year almost 80% are not even making their p&a costs in the theaters back and 70% will lose money even after DVD and TV and foreign sales. And the other 30% are not compensating this 70%.

    * Also DVD releases cost money and not all revenues going against the production or p&a costs – there are also distribution fees of 10 to 20% first due.

    * The so called WORD OF MOUTH movies are Major Set Ups like BORAT or JUNO with a p&a spend of  a minimum of $30 Million per movie. The Oscar Movies are Image transfer investments: THERE WILL BE BLOOD was a $42 Million p&a spend with less then 40% returns of the p&a.

    * If a Major Company makes profit in their film unit – then because of booking costs in other departments, direct to DVD business, totally over paying TV Rights – so that their profitable TV Stations make less profits. In paying $50 Million for US TV Rights for a movie – you help that film but you damage the balance sheet of the TV Channel.

    * The Major Companies are controlling the theatrical distribution and they determine what movies get played where and what movie gets trailered. We all know that playing the trailer in the theaters is the MOST IMPORTANT and CHEAPEST advertising tool. The audience clearly goes only in the movies with the biggest advertising campaigns. This is the reason why all the independent distributors cannot work successful: they have the smaller movies, less p&a, less press attention and no support from the exhibitors.

    * In 1999 piracy maybe destroyed 5% of the revenues – now 40%. Why? Because tons of territories in Asia, Latin America and Eastern Europe are selling more pirated DVDs as legal DVDs. Illegal Downloads are taking 20% of Theatrical and HV revenues of movies away everywhere. Legal Downloads to rent or to own are not compensating anything – people don't want to pay for downloads. A $1 billion gross in downloads means a loss of $9 billion in DVD sales.

    * In TV there are less and less spaces for films. Every channel is showing casting and reality shows: Superstar, Idol, Cooking, Handyman shows are invading the channels.

    * International local product (often financed with subsidies) blocks spots in TV for movies. Alone in Germany 80 German speaking theatrical movies are getting out every year.

    * After stock market money and German tax shelter money (around $30 billion between 1996-2006), hedge funds and investments from rich guys like Mark Cuban etc. now it looks like that less and less banks and people are investing in movies because they see what is going on in reality.

Solutions and ideas for the future – and of course everything that I write below are illusions. So lets say at this time if I was a CEO of a Major …or Rupert Murdochs Consultant…. I would recommend …

  1. It’s proven that actors are totally overpaid. Some beach boys getting hyped up and absurd amounts paid for saying 5 lines per day and letting the stunt guys doing the hard work. If the studios would in general not pay more than a max of $3 million for a star per movie – the stars would work for that money if nobody offers more. It’s also absurd to pay medium names more as $250,000 per movie.

   2. Film-Unions are not helpful in a market where everything is in the toilet. And I talk here not about TV – I talk about the independent film market. Why a waiter in L.A. cannot work as an extra or actor for $50 a day on a major movie? Or sell his script for $5,000? Better you get small money and you work in the business you want to work in as you work for small money as a waiter. Why Producers must pay 5% to a SAG and WGA from GROSS if their movies are making even half of the money back. Actors and Writers are paid up front – why are they also getting also GROSS POINTS? Who thinks about the investors?

  3. Why not put Pirates in jail for 10 years?

  4. Why is SHOWTIME or HBO paying for independent movies at $20,000 and for medium movies produced by the Majors millions. TV-Channels must show more movies and pay fair prices for independent product.

  5. Theaters must show more trailers for smaller movies.

  6. The majors must agree to reduce the p&a – because the p&a makes movies unprofitable.

  7. TV-and Radio channel must report more about small movies.

I will stop here before I start writing about totally overpaid agents, managers, agents and studio executives in L.A. living in air balloons as long they can rip money out of the world or the Major companies. If I would run a studio I would do the same movies for half of the production costs in throwing the coke heads out and cutting the bullshit of breakfast, lunch and dinner meetings with idiots who never made a movie in their life.
10  Movie Moron Forum / Horror Corner / Re: Sequel to Rob Zombie's Halloween....... on: September 16, 2008, 07:24:09 PM
I enjoyed Rob's version but it was the lack of blood and gore that detracted form the original franchise. The trick will be to see if they can balance blood and story. Not many can or do so here is to hoping.
11  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: The Thing: PREQUEL on: September 16, 2008, 07:21:10 PM
It is getting to the point where almost everyday they announcing a rehash/remake/prequel/sequel for something.

I miss when most of the movies coming out were originals.

Undoubtedly they will overload the CGI and forget about the story and then cast some one like Hayden Christensen in it.
12  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: Ten (and counting) movies I never get tired of on: August 24, 2008, 08:35:46 PM
Give Vinnie a break. Check out Mean Machine. It is a blatant rip off of The Longest yard subbing football with futbol.
13  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / 10 Movies I Never Get Tired Of on: August 24, 2008, 07:06:52 PM
How many movies have you seen that you never get tired of watching?

What is it about those flicks that you never get tired of seeing that makes it worth investing the time in them over and over again?

As I work with various partners in film, one of the things I always keep in the back of my head is the question, "Will they want to see it again?"

Some of my favorite films are films I can't watch more than once a year or so. Yet there are others that I never get tired of. There is a magic in these movies that lets me enjoy it each and every time. It is these films that have the true genius, even though many of them are critical failures. Hell some them are down right stupid movies but maybe it is that stupidity that allows me shut off my brain and simply be entertained. That is what keeps me coming back over and over again.

So what are some of my favorite films to watch again and again? Here is a list in no particular order.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Devoid of all intelligent thinking. No one can sit in a room where I am watching this flick. I recite the damn movie every time. I actually burned out a VHS copy of this flick I have seen it so many times. I still watch it a few times a year just to get my fix.

Tank Girl

I love Lori Petty. This movie is one of the dumbest flicks imaginable. It has no redeeming value but I love it and I can't stop myself from watching it ever couple of months. Really you have a sarcastic little bad ass chick working with half man, half kangaroo super soldiers to take down Water and Power. They control the water and have all the power.

This is Spinal Tap

I actually just watched this again the other night. I never get tired of watching this fictitious band do nothing but have things go wrong. It has been said that every band has those Spinal Tap moments. Whether it is getting lost under the stage or not having props work, every band can relate to Tap.

Clerks both of them

There is something magical about these movies for me. Probably because they are movies that I can identify with.  There are memories attached to these flicks and feelings that I have dealt with in my own life and continue to deal with as the years go on. You might as well add Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to this as well. I just never get tired of Kevin Smith.

Empire Records

Who has never wanted to work in a record store?

Better yet what straight man has never wanted to work in a record store with Liv Tyler?

It is the different personalities of the characters that make this movie work. Each unique and each easily identifiable. You mix it all together and throw in Maxwell Caulfield as an aging pop star and you have pure movie magic that I can watch any day.

Dazed and Confused

I swear to God there was a carbon copy of every character in this movie in my high school. Even the creepy older guy that still chased high school girls. His name was Kelly. It is because I know these characters so well that I will watch this movie just because it is there.
Anything by Mel Brooks

I saw the High Anxiety was on Saturday and had to turn it on. It could have been any Mel Brooks flick and I would have watched. Mel never gets old and his flicks  are always sure to put a smile on your face as you sit back let your mind slip away into his perverse world.

Beyond the Law

I am sure most of you just said "What?"

Have no fear The Movie Whore is here to make things clear. I know a little over the top but sometimes I can't help myself.

This movie is based on the true events that led to 479 arrests and 478 convictions (Numbers may be off but the info is in the DVD extras.) due to the undercover work done by a cop who infiltrated a ring of bikers. The man this movie is about was on set and nearly broke down several times watching dailies as he was having flashbacks to that time in his life. It is knowing this about this film and watching it as more of a documentary then a fictitious tale that gives the movie its power and repeated viewing ability.

Xanadu

Yes I am straight.

It is all about E.L.O. and the scene where they combine and 80's hard rock band a 40's big band that I love to see every time. It really is the songs that I never get tired of and I tune out for the talking.

Monty Python, pick one

I can watch anything these guys do. Whether it is one of their flicks or the TV show, I never get tired of watching Python. I always I know I am guaranteed to laugh several times and enjoy every minute of the time devoted to these escapees from the looney bin.

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As usual you will notice there is no numbering here. I never number any of my lists and I do this for a good reason. Preference. We each prefer different things and there is no clear cut best anything. So while I will periodically give you lists on different movie topics I will never give you a top anything list as there are too many choices.  So here a some honorable mentions and I would love it if you would list some of your favorite flicks you can not get enough of.

Clue
Real Genius
Top Secret
Airplane
Star Trek all but number 5
Star Wars original trilogy
Wayne's World
Dune
Starship Troopers
Boondock Saints
Princess Bride
Conan the Barbarian
14  Movie Moron Forum / Reviews / In Bruges, as disturbing as it is funny on: August 24, 2008, 02:53:02 PM
A buddy of mine turned me on to this flick. In Bruges stars Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleason as a couple of hit men sent to Bruges, Belgium after a hit went wrong to lay low.

Ray (Farrell) is a young guy who hates that he has been sent to this small town that is something out of a fairy tale and Ken (Gleason) is his mentor who loves being in this little town that is rich with history. The chemistry between the 2 creates some of the funniest scenes I have seen in a while. Ray comes across as almost shild like. He is impatient and wants to have fun which for Ray includes hitting the pub and watching a film crew that is filming a a dream sequence. There is a flick I saw several years ago where in the film they were filming a dream sequence that had a dwarf in it. The dwarf stops at the end of the scene and goes off on how you can always tell it is a weird dream sequence because there is a dwarf in it. Knowing this made the the whole thing that much funnier for me.

Ray is obsessed with the dwarf and this little piece of trivia that he knows about dwarfs, they have a higher suicide rate.

After a couple days in Bruges Ken gets a call form their boss Harry and Harry tells Ken he is to kill Ray. When I said this movie is as disturbing as it is brutal I have to say when they show the hit gone wrong it was a punch in the chest. You see Ray accidentally killed a kid and has been sent to Bruges to because Harry loved it as a kid and thought of it as a fairy tale town that would give Ray happy time before he is dispatched. I felt I had to tell you about that and I wish my buddy had tole me. I was totally unprepared for the scene and it did have quite the effect.

Part of what made this film brilliant for me is that are able to to hit between the eyes with scenes like this and then have you rolling on the ground laughing.

Now I have never been much of a Colin Farrell fan but in this movie he was absolutely brilliant. Normally when he goes into a film he has to concentrate on not having an accent. In this he was able to use his normal accent and was allowed to focus on his character and it showed.

Brendan Gleason has been in quite a few films and has always been a wonderful character actor and a joy to watch. He is just as enjoyable here.

I highly recommend going out and renting this film today. It carries The Movie Whore Satisfaction Guaranteed Seal of Approval.
15  Movie Moron Forum / Reviews / Re: Review: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog on: August 24, 2008, 02:51:29 PM
I laughed my ass off all the way through this one. I loved NPH and Nathan Fillion. Fillion never ceases to show he has no fear of making an ass of himself and doing it brilliantly.
16  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes? on: August 21, 2008, 06:15:04 PM
All time great attempted rape scene. Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Alan Rickman and Mary Elizabeth Masterantoinio or however you spell her name. It was the funniest damn scene in the movie.
17  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: Top 10 Porn Star Characters on: August 20, 2008, 11:08:14 AM
Well then the top of the list has to be Orgazmo and Choder Boy. I love the stuff that Matt and Trey come up with and this flick had me laughing my ass off. The whole premise was so far fetched that it were able to make it work. This what B-Movie making done right looks like.
18  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: Top 10 High School Characters That Could Actually Exist on: August 20, 2008, 11:06:03 AM
When I saw Dazed and Confused the first time I swore I knew those characters and that I went to high school with them. Right down to the creepy older guy who still hit on all the high school girls. Some of the best characters I have ever seen in a high school age movie.

I could say the same thing for The Breakfast Club and 16 Candles. Another honorable mention would be The Stoned Age cast. I am not sure if they were supposed to be high school kids or not but again I knew those characters because I had hung out with them.

Nice list.
19  Movie Moron Forum / Top 10 Lists / Re: Top Ten TIME TRAVEL Movies on: August 20, 2008, 11:01:47 AM
This is the first time travel movie list I have seen that I actually agree with.

I first saw Somewhere in Time when I was 8 years old and fell in love with Jane Seymour. The other this movie gave me was an idea that I still hold to be true to this day and that is that time travel will not be possible until it is a matter of thought. An idea I am actually working with in a film I am co-writing and co producing. We are taking a slightly different approach but the science is as good as we can get it.

Primer is one of my favorite flicks. I saw it a couple years ago and thought it was one of the best time travel flicks ever made. They were on the money with their theories.

An honorable mention would be De Ja Vu. 1 of the few time travel flicks that presents their science and sticks to it through the end with out junking theory for the sake of story. Well done flick that I really enjoyed.

Groundhog Day could be considered time travel as it deals with the theory of a time loop but never took itself serious enough to explore the science. There was an episode of Stargate SG-1 that dealt with the time loop as well as last nights episode of Eureka. Yeah I am a geek through and through.

Great list.
20  Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: Former geek is now also a Bastard, Adam Sandler is not. on: August 18, 2008, 04:44:40 PM
You can take Pegg off the list. His schedule is too hectic for him to so it. He put out the news on his blog.
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