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Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: First War Horse Poster
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on: September 28, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
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Oh absolutely the clientele at my theater range from 50-100+ years of age and they practically wet themselves over sentimental movies like this. Good thing its an art house theater and we wont be getting War Horse but im sure being the cultivated movie goers they are ill hear just as much about it as I've heard of The Help.
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Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: First War Horse Poster
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on: September 28, 2011, 08:50:02 PM
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Thank you very much happy to be back, I just thought of you guys and decided to check out if I still had an account luckily I do so i'll be around! On the trailer note - Its torturous, but at least its soundless and much more tolerable than seeing Sarah Jessica Parkers face over and over. I thought I wouldn't make it on that one.
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Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: First War Horse Poster
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on: September 28, 2011, 08:34:35 PM
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Hi again guys I think its been like 3 years since I posted hope you've been going strong! The poster is a pretty safe choice in my opinion they went with what seemed like the most simple design possible, its not bad just a bit boring. Maybe less horse and explosion or two in the background? There are possibilities... If I wasn't working in a movie theater and subjected to the trailer in an endless loop I likely wouldn't be looking it up based on it.
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Movie Moron Forum / We're Making A Horror Movie / Re: Dialogue
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on: July 15, 2009, 05:25:26 AM
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I put this as a tag line but I think it could work for dialouge
Woman - "For gods sakes! Just give the bear the sandwiches, its not worth it!" Man- "Dont you understand!? These bears dont want our fucking lunch, they want our lives!"
(After the bears trash and escape the labratory) Scientist 1 - "Gentleman I believe we've made a terrible mistake" Scientist 2 - "Sorry, I must be missing something, when did making bears intellegent ever sound like a good idea?" (Silence)
(bear standing in the distance, touristy looking couple)
Woman - "Ooooo look hunny look it, theres a bear" Man - "There sure is a lot of animals out here."
(snapping photos, the bear takes notice)
Man - "Hey Boo Boo. What Do You Think Is in that Pic-a-nic Basket?"
(close up of the bears face in a pissed off snarl, bank screen and then screams)
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Movie Moron Forum / We're Making A Horror Movie / Re: Actors
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on: July 15, 2009, 04:55:37 AM
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For some reason I keep thinking someone like Anna Farris would be perfect to play a blonde bimbo in the woods..... Strutting through the woods in massive heels stalked by a bear, gotta try to keep it from being too cliche though.
Or better yet have her (or him) live. Just have one incredibly stupid person who manages to by just literally dumb luck narrowly miss grizzly paws elaborate attempts to kill said person. For example, the bear is hiding in a nearby tree ready to maul off the persons face when just as it swipes its paw or object of death, the person trips over a log or some foresty object and rolls down a hill into a river, thus surviving being too dumb to notice how close to death they were.
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Movie Moron Forum / We're Making A Horror Movie / Re: Tagline
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on: July 15, 2009, 04:47:09 AM
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Nature made them deadly. Science made them smart. Picnics made them hungry...For Brains!
SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR. NOT AS FRIENDLY. Those are two of the most amazing tag lines i've ever heard. gotta add this anyways. These bears wont take your lunch, they'll take your lives. Bear Country just got smart and deadly. With intellegence comes responsibility, these bears havent learned that yet.
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Movie Moron Forum / We're Making A Horror Movie / Re: Locations
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on: July 15, 2009, 04:38:16 AM
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See if you can just find some random woods, if you dont get caught its not like someones gonna recognize the trees..... Theres woods behind my parents house filmed a school project about a fake civil war battle back there, horrible horrible short film and no budget but it worked out ok.
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Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: July 10th - 12th US Box Office: Bruno Reigns!
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on: July 15, 2009, 04:17:34 AM
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I have to say i've never laughed as hard and been as uncomfortable at the same time as when watching Bruno. It was definintly great especially with the rednecks in the woods, I really cant get over some of the people in that film especially the "gay-converter" what total bull shit.
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Movie Moron Forum / Movie News / Re: Smith Moves Manhattan
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on: July 15, 2009, 03:54:19 AM
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Munich is snooze worthy and thematically cowardly. They pull all their punches, tiptoe around real drama, and actually juxtapose an orgasm with an explosion and think that works above a sophomore film school level. Tripe.
Perfect description. As for the Manhattan movie.... all i can say is its shit. Sounds like the corniest movie i've ever heard of. May fly with middle age menopausal women but I wouldnt pay any money to see that, you know what hell I wouldnt even see it for free.
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