Maybe I've gone mad for thinking this is worth posting, but check out his line delivery at 1:53 & 2:06, can't you just picture that with the Joker make-up?

The one at 1:53 is incredible. It's an accidentally perfect impression.

INTERN
Hey, you guys? You guys? Hey. I accidentally the bear.

SCIENTIST
Accidentally what?

INTERN
The bear.

This is so highbrow, it's off the charts.

grizzlepaw in fact has a human brain, part of a mystery could be whose brain he has...

This is great.

Blood Bears: The Rise of Grizzlepaw

I actually like this a lot. It pushes the hilarious bear name to the forefront without losing the brilliant shittness of a 'Rise of The...' title.

can our park ranger be called Parker McRanger?

Genius.

Grizzlepaw / Arise from your cave / Send picnicking teenagers to their graves.
Grizzlepaw / A bear like no other / If he smells your meat, you'd best run for cover.

Wow. That's a big pile of human.

I love the wig idea. Totally iconic.

Dalmation Jaws, this needs to be old school guerilla film making - no budget, no permits. We should think about shooting on DV, which means negligable stock costs, no development costs, easy transfer into editing software. We can grade the footage afterwards to give it a "35mm look"...

He's a big fuzzy bear, but don't give him a cuddle,
Or he'll leave your gizzards in a big red puddle,
Humans: terrified, gathered in a huddle,
Not even sudoku gets his brain in a muddle.

Grizzle-grizzle-grizzle... GrizzlePAW.
Grizzle-grizzle-grizzle... He's a genius bear.

Etc.

Surely the thing to do is contact the maker of that video?

I'm wondering if one of the characters should literally tell the story of Deep Blue Sea round the campfire.

This is quite simply the BEST IDEA.

Is it a bear?

Killer bears that wear dungarees. 

Can't get any scarier than that....

Agreed. Grizzlepaw should dress like a hillbilly.

Thing about titles like 'Blood Bears Arise!' is that they sound to me like they're trying too hard. Remember, we're not making a comedy here - we're making a shit movie, that through its very shitness will be hilarious. All the content should feel like you can't quite be sure if it's meant to be funny on purpose.

We must embrace this, or die.

It's from the Grizzly Man documentary. If you look at the 1:10 mark you can see one of them literally shits himself with fear.

Doing a shit DURING a fight. Now that's the kind of villain I can get behind. Although not directly behind.

I thank you.

So, when do we start the script proper?

smear themselves all over in shit.

I love it.

Where's Joe Pesci these days?

Science made them smart. Nature made them deadly. Picnics made them hungry.