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« on: October 12, 2008, 08:56:12 PM » |
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Here are a few I came up with -
Scared by an usually noisy cat.
African-American dies early.
Laughing and breathing a sigh of relief right before a terrible thing happens.
Tripping over
How many of you have ever tripped over and fallen flat while running? You can probably remember no more than twice in your lifetime.
Closing the bathroom mirror and seeing the reflection of someone horrible.
As seen in: An American Werewolf In London
Someone greets somebody by coming up behind them and putting a hand on their shoulder, accidentally scaring them.
When was the last time you met someone and you put your hand on their shoulder before saying anything?
As seen in: Halloween
Leave yours below, with any movie they featured in.
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T.ROSS
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« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2008, 07:26:54 PM » |
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When the killer is actually the person's close friend
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« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2008, 07:27:35 PM » |
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When you get naked, you die
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2008, 08:16:26 PM » |
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Skip running away through the front door, use the upstairs window.
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Tyler Lovemark
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 02:22:57 PM » |
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Don't we have proof here on the site that people do in fact escape in the most inconvenient way possible when chased by killers?
To contribute: all children have ulterior motives.
Serial killers have elaborate backstories and carefully oriented lighting to hide their face. Masks also go a long ways.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2008, 09:40:19 PM » |
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- African-American dies early... and to add to that, they're always the 'comic relief' character
- The slut and jock die (usually they're dating), the geek will die, the virginal girl who said no to the joint will survive
- Cars will never start
- Creepy voices and shadows seen out of the corner of the eye
- Some tragic backstory, sometimes connected to the heroine
- Drugs, alcohol, sex, arrogance and ignorance equal death
- Red herrings, you'll find them everywhere... 'Really, wow, and I thought it was him who was the killer...'
- Women's clothes will fall off or become extremely wet and see through
- Gay men do not exist, except in comical stereotype roles
- The killer is knocked unconscious so the heroine drops the weapon and walks away... FINISH HIM OFF!!!
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2008, 11:13:11 PM » |
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Christian, great calls.
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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 01:52:15 PM » |
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Don't all those things actually happen when a killer is on the loose?
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« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 02:15:36 PM » |
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I guess no one could get a car to start when Jack The Ripper was around.
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« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 04:51:44 PM » |
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The car wont start, that is such a good one!
And whats up with doors just randimly not opening? that always happens!
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 05:10:47 PM » |
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Also here's another... everything is silent then suddenly the loud phone makes the victim jump, usually followed a second later by the killer/monster pouncing out. It's a similar tool to the cat jumping out
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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2008, 11:39:34 PM » |
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Yeah another good one my Mr. Sellers!
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2008, 08:15:15 AM » |
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Evil/Ghost kids always have black/dark hair, what's that all about, when was the last time you saw a Ginger slicing and dicing or putting the eebie jeebies up anyone?
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The next scream you hear could be your own
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2008, 01:47:48 PM » |
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Ginger Snaps
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2008, 05:44:42 PM » |
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When was the last time a ginger man was a lead in any movie? David Caruso, Jade, 1995.
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« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2008, 02:13:00 PM » |
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The glory days of Eric Stoltz are long behind us. Ginger cinema is a thing of the past
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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2009, 01:22:46 AM » |
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The phone never works!!!!! Either the main line is diconnected or their is no cell phone reception. I canunderstand why they do this alot, I mean it does create more of a helpless enviroment, but why is their never any cell phone reception? crappy cell phone companies maybe?
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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2009, 03:30:51 AM » |
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To be honest I've had a lot of problems with network coverage so the phone thing can be viable
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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2009, 11:51:46 AM » |
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Is that in Europe? Becasue I have done alot of traveling here in the states and Ive never reall ever lost coverage.
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« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2009, 03:39:06 PM » |
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Back in the old days they didn't have to worry about cell phones, but now they have to devote at least 2 minutes in every horror movie just to explain why it can't be used. Someone should compile a video of all the "my cell phone doesn't have reception" moments in horror films.
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