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Author Topic: Top 10 Bond One Liners  (Read 11204 times)
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« on: November 03, 2008, 03:31:24 PM »

Bond has returned to our scenes in the Quantum of Solace, but this time there will be no “Martini; shaken, not stirred”, or “The name’s Bond.  James Bond.”

So it is out with the one liners and in with the serious plot.  Could it be that with the sombre theme of the Quantum of Solace cheesy puns would have looked out of place and inappropriate in this instalment, or was it that the writers had run out of puns?  Whatever the reason, hopefully it will not be permanent, and the witty quotes will once again be included in the next Bond Adventure.

So let us cast our minds back to some of the most memorable from the man himself.  It wasn’t easy as there are many to choose from, but here is Movie Moron’s top ten James Bond one liners.  If you know any others that you think should be on this list then let us know! 

10.  Octopussy

Magda: He suggests a trade. The egg for your life.
James Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was up, but isn't that a little high?

9. On Her Majestys Secret Service

(A villain chases Bond and skis into a snow-blower, which then sprays red snow)
James Bond: He had a lot of guts!

8.  Thunderball

(Whilst placing Fiona Volpe's  body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor)
James Bond: Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.

7. Tomorrow Never Dies

(Whilst Bond is in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor)
James Bond: I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.

6. Casino Royale

(As Le Chiffre tortures Bond by striking his testicles with a carpet beater)
James Bond:  Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.

5. Moonraker

James Bond: Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

4. Goldfinger

(After dropping a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a henchman)
James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!

3. Diamonds are Forever.

Tiffany Case: I'll finish dressing.
James Bond as Peter Franks: Oh please don't, not on my account.

2. Goldfinger

Bond Who are you?
Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming.

1. You Only Live Twice

Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two; in Japan, men come first, women come second.
James Bond: I just might retire here.

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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 04:50:41 PM »

Great list. Very funny. Egg line is so classic.
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 12:14:40 AM »

Most excellent indeed.  If only there were some way I could work these into my everyday life.
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