Lesbian Vampire Killers - 1st Official Poster

[David Hawk]

Now i'm a big fan of the Horror-Comedy movie, especially when it's done right like Shaun Of The Dead or Severance but not when it's god awful like the recent Zombie Strippers, so when a film called Lesbian Vampire Killers popped up on my goredar i was, well, a bit so what. Until that is, i read who's at the core of it, none other than James Cordon and Mathew Horne, now to our beloved American readers these names may mean nothing to you but to us Brits with a sense of humour they are the stars of the awesome BBC TV show Gavin & Stacey
, so this should definitely prick up your ears.

Here's the poster


The story concerns two Welsh lads who are given up as a sacrifice by the remaining menfolk to a pack of lesbian vampires who have enslaved their village thanks to an ancient curse.
It's about time these guys showed us their take on horror and if the TV show is anything to go by there will be a ton of laughs, lets just hope there is a ton of the red stuff to go with it.

Source: Empire

[Sheridan Passell]

Aaaayyy look who's back!

(I don't mean the lesbian vampire killers)

[David Hawk]

Haha thanks mate and i'll be darkening our corner of the net from here on out 

[Sheridan Passell]

We wouldn't have it any other way.

Does anyone have a flashlight?

[T.ROSS]

Ha this might be funny.

[David Hawk]

It should at least be funny, i'm just hoping for some scares.

And, i don't have a flashlight but i have just found a couple of Maltesers, anyone?

[Sheridan Passell]

Those aren't Maltesers.

[David Hawk]

Oh well, protein is protein