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Sheridan Passell
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« on: January 26, 2009, 08:45:57 PM »

Today, I was invited to the UK premiere of Open Season 2, and told I could bring my dog if I had one.
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 02:52:46 PM »

hahahaha wait. What's Open Season 2?

And are they honestly going to fill a theater with a bunch of animals?
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 02:55:20 PM »

Yes my question is exactly what Dalmatainjaw's is. So do answer these questions.....
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 04:16:13 PM »

It's the follow up to this gem.

It gets weirder because I found out later it's straight to dvd.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 04:56:26 PM »

Did your bring your dog?
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 05:39:08 PM »

Firstly, I don't have a dog. Secondly, the logistical issues of getting it into town would be immense. Thirdly, it's not as if it would appreciate the day out, it's not going to be actually watching the movie, just trying to piss on stuff.

Also, it doesn't like straight to dvd movies.
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« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 01:19:45 AM »

Ok, next question, did you go? And if you did, did people bring there dogs?
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 02:18:37 AM »

Direct to DVD ... ... did they just show it in a producer's living room?

The thought of you taking yhour dog on the tube to watch a direct to dvd movie is a short film waiting to happen. hilarious.
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 02:37:50 AM »

I did not attend, as hell wasn't freezing over, however I did find these pictures from the event.





How frightened does that dog look?
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 04:54:46 PM »

That dog is like where the fuck am I? why am I here? And what the fuck is this bullshit movie about?
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 07:13:42 PM »

That last picture gave me the schoolgirl giggles.

WTF
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 02:10:39 PM »

Next Random Webmaster Fact:

6 people found the site this week by searching for the term 'curtain sex' in google.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 05:35:34 PM »

they got free ray-bans! your imaginary dog is gonna be pissed!
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2009, 06:03:27 AM »

curtain sex?!, Sheridan can i ask how you know this?
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2009, 06:23:18 AM »

The tool that we have to monitor traffic also provides a list of the keywords people use to find the site in search engines.


Seriously, what is curtain sex? I've never even heard of it.
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« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2009, 08:52:39 PM »

It's like adult Peek-a-Boo.

Someone once found RedFence by searching for "Stock Shot Male Bums."

I wrote a whole blog about it
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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2009, 09:40:00 PM »

Great post.
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2009, 04:00:40 AM »

Hahaha thats awesome, I'm still intrigued how anyone found this site by entering curtain and sex, i mean there are some strange people out there  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2009, 06:55:34 AM »

I also see someone found the site by searching for

'spiderman 3 sex scenes'

Did I miss something??
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2009, 11:08:07 AM »

Hahaha thats brilliant and i think its on the Directors cut edition mate  Wink
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