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« on: February 22, 2009, 07:48:53 AM »

Forget the Oscars, shove the BAFTAs and to ruddy hell with the Golden Globes. For my money, the single greatest awards ceremony of the year is the Golden Raspberries, the anti-awards. Digging back through the worst films of last year to give them one more kick in the teeth before they go forgotten, the GR's are here to remind us that only a handful of films released every year are worthy of our time and money.

So let's get on with it, shall we?

Worst Picture:
The Love Guru
(A Paramount Release)

Worst Actor:
Mike Myers
The Love Guru

Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton
REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Brosnan
MAMMA MIA!

Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton
and either
Christine Lakin
or
Joel David Moore
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
1968: Tunnel Rats,
In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale,
and Postal

Worst Screenplay:
The Love Guru

Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
Worst Career Achievement:

Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)


“Wins” Per Picture:

The Love Guru = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay

The Hottie and The Nottie = 3 Awards:
Worst Picture, Actor and Screenplay

In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale = 1 Award:
Worst Director

Indiana Jones and The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull = 1 Award:
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

Excellent! Always good to see such awful movies and filmmakers getting a kicking (and I would dearly love to see Paris Hilton receive a kicking) and it's even nicer to see that Stallone and Rambo didn't get anything either.

Source: http://www.razzies.com/history/08winners.asp
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 12:06:53 PM »

This is hilarious, I never want to see The Love Guru ever!
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 02:26:45 PM »

I watched it. Shouldn't have. Deserves the award, hands down.
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 12:57:51 PM »

I am so glad that The Happening didnt get any of these awards! I love that movie!
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