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dnwilliams
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« on: March 12, 2009, 03:53:58 PM »



Pro Wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin and former Buffy star Charisma Carpenter have joined the ranks of Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables, a film about a group of mercenaries who are, as the title suggests, expendable, that are sent on a suicide mission to overthrow a South American dictator.

Austin and Carpenter join a cast list that already reads like a top ten of bargain-basement favourites, and there's something inherently cool about that. The Expendables will also star Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Sandra Bullock, Forest Whitaker...the list goes on, it's actually kind of insane. Oh, and Stallone himself.

What Stallone seems to be doing here is an incredibly, incredibly smart thing: rounding up all the old-style action heroes, a dying breed, and teaming them up with a few people who could perpetuate the Hollywood staple. Heck some of them are trying already (yes, you Mr Statham). I guess that means all he needs to complete this trend are appearances by Bruce Willis, The Rock and Vin Diesel; sadly The Muscles from Brussels already turned him down.

P.S. It's almost impossible to find a moderately tasteful pic of Carpenter on the interwebs!

Sources: Variety via Ain't It Cool News
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2009, 02:08:38 PM »

Oh shit this movie just seems more stupid everytime I read up on it.
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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 02:14:08 PM »

Stupid ...or amazing?

I can't wait personally.
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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 02:15:43 PM »

Stupid ...or amazing?

I can't wait personally.

I am there with you.
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 11:30:21 AM »

Stupid ...or amazing?

I can't wait personally.

Me too, shame Van Damme turned it down though  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2009, 11:42:30 AM »

Yeah, Van Damme's an idiot for doing so, an idiot. He should have taken a couple of villain roles in big films a long time ago. His ego is too big to do it, he'd rather be the heroic star of a straight to video than end up dead in a small part in a good movie.
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2009, 08:00:44 PM »

Makes me sad ... if stallone, arnie, and the muscles from brussels all got in the same movie I'd kill anyone who DIDN'T go with my bare hands
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2009, 11:34:57 AM »

Stupid ...or amazing?

I can't wait personally.

Me too, shame Van Damme turned it down though  Roll Eyes

Yeah Van Damme would of made an awesome addition. Has anyone seen the JCVD movie?
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