SAM JACKSON IS NANNY
Samuel L. Jackson is being put in charge of children in Man That Rocks The Cradle
. Sammy J will play Marion Delacroix, a live-in nanny, or “child whisperer”, for an over-worked family of four.
also... GYLLENHAAL IS NAMATH
Jake Gyllenhaal is to play legendary American Football player Joe “Willie” Namath in a biopic about the SuperBowl winning NFL quarterback. Back in the 60s Joe Namath helped establish the sport as the most watched in the US, thanks to his offbeat, rock star personality.
When he wasn’t starring in racy pantyhose ads, he was brashly guaranteeing, then delivering, an upset win at Superbowl III (was that the one with Richard Pryor?...). Namath even ended up on Richard Nixon’s “Master List of Political Opponents” list. But then again, who didn’t…
All of this will mean we get to see Gyllenhaal don a big dirty ‘tache like the one below… Where was this when Brokeback Mountain
needed it? KERI RUSSELL IS TELLING STORIES
The ultra hotness that is Keri Russell (are you sure? - Ed
) will star opposite Adam Sandler in Disney family comedy Bedtime Stories
. Sandler will play a harried real estate developer who’s given even more shit to deal with when the lavish bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew become reality. Hopefully one of the stories involves Keri Russell accidentally losing some clothing or something…