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« Reply #140 on: February 10, 2011, 06:02:26 AM » |
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Twisted M, we're going to need you to live with a bear community for a couple of months, befriend them and gain their trust, to get some unique behavioral insight for the movie. While you're there, try not to look too much like a walking steak, chatty chicken or huge tasty prawn.
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« Reply #141 on: March 20, 2011, 11:21:01 PM » |
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I agree grow a beard...then shave it off then...grow it back. They won't notice you then.
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« Reply #143 on: January 19, 2012, 09:05:26 PM » |
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Thomas Jane co-starring, from the director of Saw V.
We have nothing to worry about.
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« Reply #144 on: January 29, 2012, 08:51:51 AM » |
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Twisted M, we're going to need you to live with a bear community for a couple of months, befriend them and gain their trust, to get some unique behavioral insight for the movie. While you're there, try not to look too much like a walking steak, chatty chicken or huge tasty prawn.
No problem, I'll put a phone call into to Bear Grylls for some tips  |
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The next scream you hear could be your own
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« Reply #145 on: April 15, 2012, 10:19:26 AM » |
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« Reply #146 on: April 16, 2012, 12:30:06 AM » |
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Must include a tribute to this -
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« Reply #147 on: April 16, 2012, 06:59:33 AM » |
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Amazing. Isn't that America? How has no one shot the bear already?
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« Reply #148 on: April 16, 2012, 07:58:49 AM » |
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Because it's cuddly.
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« Reply #149 on: April 16, 2012, 12:13:53 PM » |
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Dude was trying to assess the situation. |
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« Reply #150 on: April 16, 2012, 01:02:37 PM » |
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Needs a cameo texting death scene in Blood Bears that includes the phrase "Oh no, not again!"
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« Reply #151 on: April 25, 2012, 09:56:13 AM » |
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« Reply #152 on: April 25, 2012, 10:22:53 AM » |
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They have the right idea (the squirrel chewing on an eyeball is perfect) but the film looks SO badly made that it would get tiresome after two minutes. Splashes of gore work as a joke ONCE. A great script is key and I know for a fact we can come up with something most entertaining. We can also recruit a much better, tonally-perfect director than they have who's currently working in YouTube obscurity, DalmatianJaws producing on set, we can make something that will hold the attention.
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« Reply #153 on: April 25, 2012, 12:22:43 PM » |
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Yep. There is self-referential bad, and there is lazy-bad. This falls in the latter category.
I think that their deer puppet heads are about the quality level of what our bear could be, but they LIT it all wrong cause they didn't care. Put those things in shadow and they'd still be ridiculous but also kind of creepy.
Their trailer is a bit better, but still ...
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« Reply #154 on: April 25, 2012, 03:38:37 PM » |
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unbearable
gettit? unBEARable?
That should totally be the title btw.
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