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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2009, 10:00:03 PM » |
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Come on Eli Roth is not that bad I actually respect his work and enjoy his films....
But we could make a way cooler chainsaw bear film!!!
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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2009, 08:52:22 AM » |
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Haha soprry mate, I just love riffing on Roth, a mans gotta have a hobby  |
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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2009, 09:42:15 AM » |
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That's exactly what Norman Bates says while having sandwiches with Marion. Not about Eli Roth, the hobby line. Better watch that.
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2009, 04:06:45 PM » |
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i think a handsaw would do a great job cutting off a head while a person is still alive! better yet a hammer. i would rather bash your head in than just stabing you!
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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2009, 04:51:07 PM » |
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i would rather bash your head in than just stabing you! Comforting words. |
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« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2009, 12:08:23 PM » |
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They do give you a warm feeling inside don't they? or is that the feeling of your own blood slowly leaking from the stump where your right arm used to be? |
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« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2009, 07:40:03 PM » |
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That warm feeling on the inside will soon be on the outside.
MOVIE TAGLINE! I claim it. That SHOULD have been the tagline for My Bloody Valentine.
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« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2009, 03:39:57 AM » |
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Or a movie about incontinence.
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« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2009, 05:13:44 AM » |
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Which strangely enough was what i thought this movie was about  Michael Ironside, Michael Ironside, your checques waiting. |
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« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2009, 05:32:36 PM » |
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KILLER BEAR RESOURCE LIST
Okay, sound off.
I'm based in L.A. I own a Canon XH-A1 camera and have access to two Arri light kits. I have quite a few contact for manpower, etc, and quite a few years of screenwriting experience and schooling.
I also hate bears and it would be my honor to paint them as the psychotic killers they really are.
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« Reply #30 on: May 19, 2009, 06:37:40 PM » |
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I feel there should be a scene where the kids knock down and destroy a big bees nest. We the audience know that someone in the shadows is very upset to have his source of honey taken away...
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« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2009, 07:03:50 PM » |
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haha, I like it.
The opening kill needs to be some folks picnicking.
They should also, at some point, stumble upon an old abandoned genetics laboratory in the middle of the woods.
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« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2009, 04:45:46 AM » |
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Ah yes and the lab just happens to be where they are trying to take all the strength and hunting skills of the bear and inject them into a human to make the perfect government assassin!
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« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2009, 06:27:37 AM » |
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It was part of the war on terror, it's what Dick Cheney was really thinking about when he said the gloves were coming off. Obama signed an order to have it closed.
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« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2009, 03:14:34 PM » |
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YES!
And the hero or heroine injects themselves with old, untested syrum to fight the bear.
They win, everything is fine, and s/he kisses her partner in a romantic final shot. She looks happily into his eyes ... then growls deeply like she's going to turn into a bear.
SERIAL BEAR PART 2: The Right to Bear Arms
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« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2009, 03:16:50 PM » |
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Seriously guys. Me and Tross will write it. Then we'll fly to England and we'll shoot it together. I think Epping Forest is a good location ... |
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« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2009, 03:31:58 PM » |
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MY co worker had some great ideas.
Serial killers always leave clues in movies. The bear could leave claw marks and berries, etc. Also, it coule be a cop and a park ranger trackiking him down, and they have to call in a "specialst" to get inside the mind of the killer. It's one of those naturalists that's been living in the woods observing grizzlies.
Also, he thought the series of victims could be women cooling pies on the window sills, and they keep finding destroyed "Pick i nick" baskets in the woods.
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« Reply #37 on: May 20, 2009, 04:22:08 PM » |
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In all seriousness, there is talent/knowledge knocking around this forum that could be pooled, and I think if I gave this a permanent push on the front page in the column -
We're Making A Movie
Click Here To Get Involved
John over at TheMovieBlog.com has just shot a low budget movie. But this would be a group effort headed up by Dalmatian Jaws.
I'm sure we'd all like to write scenes for it. Then we can keep all the best ideas. Basically do it the way Iron Sky did it, but on a smaller scale. With bears.
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« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2009, 05:09:20 PM » |
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i'm just posting this so i'm reminded to come back and read this later. ignore.
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« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2009, 10:06:21 PM » |
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Dalmatian Jaws, how easy is wire work to do? There's nothing better than seeing people spinning off in the air if they're whacked by an animal.
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