Worst Ever Publicity Photo - Featuring Jessica Alba

[Sheridan Passell]

The Eye is a remake of the Japanese horror film, starring Jessica Alba. It’s released across America on 1 February 2008. Go and check it out.

Oh yeah, she plays a blind violinist.

Blind violinist. Alba. Genius…

So let’s say you’re publicising this fact. You’re looking for a photo to instill fear, dread, that kind of thing - Maybe fountains of blood, or wide eyed, long haired people from Asia peering out.

Or a kid actor who isn’t frightening in the least, those are all the rage.

Or get a bunch of extras, paint them white and have them walk backwards and reverse the film.

Or have that jiggly head effect from Jacob’s Ladder, that’s popular.

Or- Er, What the hell is this? -




Jessica Alba screaming into an oven??



Caption competition time.

Source: Bloody Disgusting

[Streamline Putcher]

I think it's one of those situations where you have guests over for dinner and you pop into the kitchen to find you've mistimed the vegetables.

[vystral]

Someone made another crappy Japanese knockoff film in here?? I'M NOT GOING TO CLEAN THAT!!!!!

[Megan]

SuperRoach on Digg has made this...
 

[vystral]

I made this one 

[floppinfish]

Sorry... SOMEONE had to do it.

[RudeTom]

just thought I'd mix in the controversy of the day

[Dr. Zoidberg]

So 50,000 people have read this post today... 50,000...

...And 1 person has joined the forum...

1 person.

If you feel any sympathy for my disappointment/sheer absolute disbelief, sign up here and join the gang.

I've joined. Saw the topic at Digg.



A lame ripoff I know but meh...

[mjomble]

[King Awesome]

I laughed so hard i think i broke something in my throat!

best. publicity. photo. EVER.

[muffin7]

Guess who forgot to take her Celebrex today?

[Goobersmooch]

[mjomble]

Sorry... SOMEONE had to do it.

And apparently, someone else had to do it again

[Executor]

LOL
best topic ever!
 

[Tyler Lovemark]

Serenity now!

[junglemoose]

The Eye is a remake of the Japanese horror film, starring Jessica Alba.

Just so you know, it's actually Chinese.  Don't know if anyone else said anything, but I just thought I'd put that out there.

[Huey Freeman]

"Oh sh*t, I burned the cookies!"

[ArsonCuff]

She had that staring contest with a fan video circulating the internet...so a screaming contest with the oven just seems like the natural order for things to go...next she will burping contest with her baby..or pants shitting, one of the two.

[EthanRunt]

[vystral]

Goodness! My casserole!