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« on: April 29, 2009, 06:15:17 PM » |
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Sometimes Hollywood executives bury great indie films and send them to the Direct to DVD retail store in the sky (see Dummy or Grilled for good examples of this). Other times, they save us from the Apocalypse, cause if this ever played at a theater near you, you'd slit your throat, be filled with the Forces of Darkness, and drink the blood of the innocent, just to repay the universe for your plight. If anyone can tell me how Gary Oldman got roped into this "role of a lifetime" I will promise to let you live when I wreak my vengeance upon the land. I also think this demands a tagline contest. Please leave yours below. Remember, we're all in this together, humor will help us endure the pain. |
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 06:26:12 PM » |
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I literally do not know where to begin.
It's best probably not to say anything at all, just sit back, tip the hat up and exhale.
According to imdb Gary Oldman gets involved with a normal sized person, a user describes it as "Jungle Fever meets the Oompa Loompas".
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 06:50:09 PM » |
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it just went to the top of my netflix cue. by boss has officially said we can take a two hour lunch and watch it together.
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2009, 02:30:40 AM » |
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you lucky man
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Sir Collin
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 09:17:32 AM » |
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renting it on netflix as well. HOpefully its less painful than "surfer dude"
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twistedmango
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 04:58:46 AM » |
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This has to be a wind up, please, its in such poor taste for a start and i mean I'd expect this kind of dross from Mchonaheyheyehyeheyey but Oldman and Beckinsale, did they have guns to their heads?
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The next scream you hear could be your own
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 07:24:30 AM » |
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Guns to their shins.
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twistedmango
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 08:32:54 AM » |
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Hahahahahaha thats so wrong but sooooo right  |
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 12:06:11 PM » |
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I have this from Netflix. The DVD has Gary Oldman on the front, riding a miniature motorcycle ...
*sigh*
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 12:53:18 PM » |
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feel free to edit goldman's scenes to dialogue from the dark knight
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 11:58:19 AM » |
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Best Part: with melodramatic lighting, Kate Beckinsale and Matt McCon are in bed. Soft, cheesy, Full House-style music plays in the background.
Kate: "Have you ever had a sexual experience with a little person?"
Matt: "Just kid stuff. Everyone would come over and we'd all sit in a circle and play doctor."
Kate (completely earnest): "You had a circle jerk with little people! I wish I could have seen that!"
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Also great when Gary Oldman is sitting on the couch with his little fake legs totally motionless and crumpled, dangling over the edge. They treated him worse than a Muppet! Also, when you see him full body on the cement, he has HORRIBLE CGI legs ... I paused it just to stare at them, they are SEE THROUGH!
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2009, 01:58:06 PM » |
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Does Gary Oldman get it on with a full sized person at any stage?
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Sir Collin
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 02:32:47 PM » |
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Ok, so i rented this movie and watched it, and it was weird man, weird as balls. It was shite. Little people just make me feel awkward, especailly when they do bigger people
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 02:44:58 PM » |
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Nice work on the rental. So have you never seen a female dwarf that you fancied a bit of? Come on, tell the truth.
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 03:16:32 PM » |
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He wins her heart. No tail.
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Sir Collin
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« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2009, 08:04:58 AM » |
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OK, i have fancied some dwarfs, i cant hide that truth. But i can see why that movie was never majorly released in theaters.
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