By Sheridan Passell
So it’s being reported that Owen Wilson tried to kill himself last weekend……WHAAT??
Some meltdowns are sadly predictable, like a member of the Lost cast being arrested for drunk driving. Indeed, Lohan’s now been done so many times I’m starting to get the arrests confused (how many times has it involved cocaine? Once or twice?). But other movie star meltdowns come completely out of leftfield, and the way the world sees them changes overnight…5th - Pee Wee Herman
Anyone whose name translates as Piss Piss Herman probably was going to get into trouble sooner or later. But I still wouldn’t have predicted it.
Before the advent of dvd and the internet, perverts still had to leave their homes, and this led to a few mishaps.
In 1991, Saturday morning kids show Pee-Wee's Playhouse had been running for 5 years, and there had been two Pee Wee movies. He even had a star on the walk of fame.
Then alter-ego Paul Reubens decided to catch a triple bill (take that Grindhouse) of ‘Catalina Five-O: Tiger Shark’, ‘Nancy Nurse’, and ‘Turn Up The Heat’ in a Florida XXX cinema. He also chose to whack off while doing so.
He got caught. And fined $50.
According to reports, he is left handed.
Prof. Loug, who writes for the site, once caught someone doing the same in Jingle All The Way.