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« on: May 20, 2009, 06:06:31 PM » |
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Ok, anything goes here. Character concepts. Character quirks.
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 06:23:54 PM » |
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I think there should be a naturalist, someone who has been studying bears in the wild, that they bring in to investigate the "crimes"
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2009, 07:39:50 PM » |
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Should there be a dwarf who fights a cub?
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2009, 08:02:49 PM » |
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There should be a hunter who has a prized blunderbuss in his cabin.
He boasts "When it comes down to just the bear and me, it's this that's going to make the difference."
But when he is confronted, it's the bear who's holding the gun and blows him away.
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 08:04:34 PM » |
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Some dodgy guys are doing some illegal cutting down of trees with chainsaws. A bear takes a chainsaw in each hand and fells them.
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 08:21:18 PM » |
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He should nickname the gun "Chekov"
Creative writing joke. Anyone? Anyone?
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 08:24:23 PM » |
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Most would think it was a Star Trek reference.
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 08:48:03 PM » |
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That's okay too. It can be a Russian model. We have to include some jokes for our intellectual viewers, right?
Character(s): A city cop and a park ranger team up to stop the menace.
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« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 09:01:59 PM » |
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There's potential there for the city cop and park ranger dealing with crime in very different ways.
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 05:46:39 AM » |
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Two words: NUDIST COLONY.
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 09:01:43 AM » |
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Prof you have hit the nail on the head as it were.
There has ot be a lake where a couple of fresh faced teens are skinny dipping.
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The next scream you hear could be your own
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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2009, 04:35:50 PM » |
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I think there should be a naturalist, someone who has been studying bears in the wild, that they bring in to investigate the "crimes"
very much dig this. how bout a team of maybe three guys or two guys and a girl. like a swat team, on standby for if a situation like this ever occurred. of course, they all die pretty early, making it so that the audience has to think 'if the trained hard-asses can't fight 'em off - WHO CAN?!?!' oh, and the eam want him alive because he's valuable, just like the cay hot scientist lady in deep blue sea who doens't want to kill the sharks just so she can cure alzheimers as for other characters, i think there's a large sam jackson shaped hole in this movie. in fact, it's probably a jinx not to include the deep blue sea and snakes on a plane vet...obviously that can't happen. but there could be a character called Ellison who speaks almost exclusively in sam jackson quotes r something similar |
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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2009, 08:33:47 AM » |
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There should be a male character whose first name is Sunshine.
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« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2009, 02:58:01 PM » |
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yes! and a cockney character who constantly says, 'alright, sunshine' sometimes talking to the character, sometimes not, much to his confusion. sunshine works as a native american name  |
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« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2009, 03:19:52 PM » |
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Cockney and Native Indian on screen together, could we have found a first for cinema?
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2009, 03:36:07 PM » |
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quite possibly. couldn't hurt to market the thing as 'groundbreaking'!
p.s. a dude named sunshine mcguire (or at least using that alias) totally commented on my night at the museum 2 review. wtf, coincidence?
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2009, 04:24:30 PM » |
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I must have seen it and registered it subconsciously while going through the comments. Or perhaps it's part of the grand theatre of fate.
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2009, 04:49:15 PM » |
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I must have seen it and registered it subconsciously while going through the comments. Or perhaps it's part of the grand theatre of fate.
you look like this, don't you  ] the kid who reads about polar bears, and then they appear... |
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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2009, 06:57:17 PM » |
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I have now corrected my spelling of 'subconsciously', and I can say I've never heard of the kid, but he looks like he's expecting a polar bear any minute.
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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2009, 10:53:33 PM » |
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Nuns with machine guns, defending the bible!!!!!
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