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« on: May 20, 2009, 07:53:31 PM » |
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Random lines of dialogue here.
- "Don't you get it? These bears aren't interested in porridge unless our eyeballs are in it."
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2009, 08:09:32 PM » |
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"Stay here and play Goldilocks if you want to! I'm out of here!"
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Prof. Loug
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 05:48:01 AM » |
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When choosing a gun:
"This one is too small. This one is too big. But this one is juuuust right."
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 12:50:20 PM » |
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Fucking brilliant.
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David Hawk
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2009, 06:29:04 AM » |
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A couple running from the Bear Woman 'Where are you going?' Man ' I gotta get my laptop, GPS and palm pilot' Woman' What? No, just grab the Bear necessities' Couple in a log cabin Man 'wait, i need to get my 'coat' Woman 'Don'\t bother i prefer it Bear back' Ok ok stop the growling now  |
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The next scream you hear could be your own
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« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2009, 10:20:25 AM » |
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Characters in a wood hear a growling noise.
CHARACTER #1
Was that your stomach?
SWISH PAN TO CHARACTER #2's BELLY.
CHARACTER #2
No. Was it yours?
SWISH PAN TO CHARACTER #3's BELLY.
CHARACTER #3
No... I think it was his.
SWISH PAN TO BEAR'S BELLY. ITS BELLY GURGLE-GROWLS. WE PAN UP. THE BEAR GROWLS, THEN PROCEEDS TO SAVAGE THEM ALL.
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« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2009, 11:41:24 AM » |
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Brilliant.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2009, 05:13:06 PM » |
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Characters in a wood hear a growling noise.
CHARACTER #1
Was that your stomach?
SWISH PAN TO CHARACTER #2's BELLY.
CHARACTER #2
No. Was it yours?
SWISH PAN TO CHARACTER #3's BELLY.
CHARACTER #3
No... I think it was his.
SWISH PAN TO BEAR'S BELLY. ITS BELLY GURGLE-GROWLS. WE PAN UP. THE BEAR GROWLS, THEN PROCEEDS TO SAVAGE THEM ALL.
When choosing a gun:
"This one is too small. This one is too big. But this one is juuuust right."
"Stay here and play Goldilocks if you want to! I'm out of here!"
those are tremendous |
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2009, 07:22:55 PM » |
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"Beware, their brains are powered by intelligence."
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David Hawk
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« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 06:11:30 AM » |
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4 young attractive things run through the woods from 3 bears and stumble upon a cabin, they run inside and everything looks perfectly laid out.
Man 1 - What the...
A grandfather clock chimes 6pm
Man 2- oh god no
woman 1 - what? what?
Man 2- Its 6 o'clock
woman - so?
man 2 - dont you know the fairy tale?
man 1- this aint no fairytale this is a fucked up posse of pissed off Poohs and they aint looking to play pin the tail on the freaking donkey!
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2009, 08:19:50 PM » |
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Oh man these are great.
SCIENTIST: I think our first mistake was making the bears super-intelligent and insanely strong! And our second mistake was pissing them off!
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« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 11:39:31 AM » |
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Bears should talk. they should always talk
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2009, 08:36:12 PM » |
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These are all so brilliant! I am going to go to my pen and pad and start jotting away!
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2009, 04:32:45 AM » |
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Scene: There is a house near by, they just got done cooking food, the bear smelled it, smashed into the house started a bear massacre, couple occupants get away run into a barn.. A man is throwing stuff around looking for somethin. Man#1: Where the fuck did I put it??? (Still throwin things around in a hurry) Man#2: What the hell are you lookin for? Man#1: found it! (while holding up a bear trap.) Man#2: Really? (with a look on his face like you gotta be fucking kidding me)
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2009, 01:27:59 PM » |
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I love the bear being attracted by the smell of cooking.
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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 05:25:26 AM » |
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I put this as a tag line but I think it could work for dialouge
Woman - "For gods sakes! Just give the bear the sandwiches, its not worth it!"
Man- "Dont you understand!? These bears dont want our fucking lunch, they want our lives!"
(After the bears trash and escape the labratory)
Scientist 1 - "Gentleman I believe we've made a terrible mistake"
Scientist 2 - "Sorry, I must be missing something, when did making bears intellegent ever sound like a good idea?"
(Silence)
(bear standing in the distance, touristy looking couple)
Woman - "Ooooo look hunny look it, theres a bear"
Man - "There sure is a lot of animals out here."
(snapping photos, the bear takes notice)
Man - "Hey Boo Boo. What Do You Think Is in that Pic-a-nic Basket?"
(close up of the bears face in a pissed off snarl, bank screen and then screams)
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2009, 07:29:39 AM » |
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Scientist 1 - "Gentleman I believe we've made a terrible mistake." I love this line just on its own. Formality during chaos. |
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:50 AM » |
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ditto
'gentlemen, i believe we've made a grave error' (dies)
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« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2009, 08:54:53 AM » |
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man: BEAR, BEHIND YOU! woman: im not in the mood tonight  |
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« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 11:26:42 AM » |
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[After a close encounter with the bear.]
"Wait a minute, didn't I have two hands?"
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