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« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2009, 06:36:40 PM » |
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"We're not out of the woods yet."
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2009, 11:05:23 PM » |
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(trying to calm) "Statistically, you're more likely to be struck by lightning than mauled by a bear."
"What's that on your arm?"
"Lightning scars."
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2009, 08:32:30 AM » |
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(trying to calm) "Statistically, you're more likely to be struck by lightning than mauled by a bear."
"What's that on your arm?"
"Lightning scars."
Absolutely brilliant. I'm not joking, I read this line and the movie finally seemed real to me. This is exactly the kind of tone it should be. Just a dash of self-referential but the jokes are totally straight faced. Awesome stuff. |
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2009, 08:48:09 AM » |
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that is great. maybe the 'what's that on your arm' should be asked by the same person that relates the statistic.
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2009, 08:56:45 AM » |
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Good call.
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2009, 11:33:14 AM » |
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INTERN
Hey, you guys? You guys? Hey. I accidentally the bear.
SCIENTIST
Accidentally what?
INTERN
The bear.
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2009, 11:36:07 AM » |
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PARKER MCRANGER
So...you're telling me a super-intelligent bear is on a murderous rampage in my forest, and he just ate your friend's brain after cutting his head off with a chainsaw. Are you high, missy?
MISSY
No! I don't do drugs! Drugs are for kids.
PARKER MCRANGER
Of course. Did you happen to see the make of the chainsaw?
MISSY
What?
PARKER MCRANGER
The manufacturer of the chainsaw - did you make a note of it?
MISSY
I don't see how that's--
PARKER MCRANGER
I like to investigate thoroughly, missy. I like to thoroughly investigate. |
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2009, 11:38:19 AM » |
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INTERN
Hey, you guys? You guys? Hey. I accidentally the bear.
SCIENTIST
Accidentally what?
INTERN
The bear.
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2009, 04:31:23 AM » |
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INTERN
Hey, you guys? You guys? Hey. I accidentally the bear.
SCIENTIST
Accidentally what?
INTERN
The bear.
This is so highbrow, it's off the charts. |
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« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2009, 12:23:31 PM » |
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I feel as confused as the scientist |
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #31 on: September 28, 2009, 01:20:45 PM » |
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 i think this is from a luna brothers book, but idk which one |
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #32 on: September 28, 2009, 03:26:23 PM » |
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Love it.
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #33 on: September 28, 2009, 03:40:08 PM » |
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2009, 03:45:08 PM » |
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Good scene.
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dalmatianjaws
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« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2009, 08:16:53 AM » |
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What the hell is theis comic? It's awesome! I love that they make it look like a camera lens and things in the foreground are out of focus.
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2009, 10:59:41 AM » |
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yeah, the luna bros do awesome artwork. the above scene is from here:  you can see more of their work on their site at lunabrothers.com, if you like it you might wanna check out josh middleton's art too, he does stuff like this:  |
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2009, 03:34:17 PM » |
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VICTOR My name is Victor! And a victor is a winner by definition! I am a winner! And no goddamn teddy bear is gonna take me down! GUY ...you know they named the bear Grizzlepaw, right? I mean, that's a pretty badass name. More badass than Victor. VICTOR ... GUY
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Sheridan Passell
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« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2009, 05:06:22 PM » |
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"You all deserve your nerd badges. ...They'll be arriving in 5 business days."
Said to me and some friends today.
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