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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2009, 05:34:06 AM »

I'm seeing a bear laid out on a hill with a deerstalker hat on and a sniper rifle picking of a family of picnickers one by one.

Perhaps, also, a stately home has one of those bearskin rugs that is actually a live bear. I have a feeling that has been done before so maybe something unexpected like someone treads on the rug and a grand piano falls on their head?  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2009, 09:07:38 AM »

Fresh thinking, love it. Keep it coming.
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« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2009, 04:14:50 AM »

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« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2009, 08:38:20 PM »

Amazing video. Though, if they did that on purpose, I wish the glass would break and they'd all get their stomachs eaten.
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« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2009, 03:40:01 PM »

how about theres a hunter who doesnt know about the super smart bears, and hes just going around, about his business hunting them, when he spots a group of normal bears catching salmon by a river. he crouches in the bushes and aims his shotgun at them, fixing his little hunter hat while he does. he hears birds fly away from behind him and turns around, coming face to face with a bear twice the size of the normal ones. he backs away from it, trips over a rock, and falls on his back in the river surrounded  by the normal bears.
Cut to an ariel view of the river where we just see the bears all gathered around something while the big one walks back into the forest, and the mans screaming can be heard.

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« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2009, 03:43:35 PM »

how about theres a hunter who doesnt know about the super smart bears, and hes just going around, about his business hunting them, when he spots a group of normal bears catching salmon by a river. he crouches in the bushes and aims his shotgun at them, fixing his little hunter hat while he does. he hears birds fly away from behind him and turns around, coming face to face with a bear twice the size of the normal ones. he backs away from it, trips over a rock, and falls on his back in the river surrounded  by the normal bears.

i'm with you up to here, but afterwards one of the bears should pick up his gun and shoot him with it  Grin
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« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2009, 09:53:01 AM »

As half the suggestions in the forum seem to be about porridge or picnic baskets, how about something horrific being in a picket basket? Like a collection of human heads. Play it for suspense, not knowing why the camera is paying it so much attention. I'm not sure how victim's heads have got there, or why.

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« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2009, 07:15:22 AM »

how about theres a hunter who doesnt know about the super smart bears, and hes just going around, about his business hunting them, when he spots a group of normal bears catching salmon by a river. he crouches in the bushes and aims his shotgun at them, fixing his little hunter hat while he does. he hears birds fly away from behind him and turns around, coming face to face with a bear twice the size of the normal ones. he backs away from it, trips over a rock, and falls on his back in the river surrounded  by the normal bears.

i'm with you up to here, but afterwards one of the bears should pick up his gun and shoot him with it  Grin
haha, good mental image, arguably more original! we can get the super smart bear to shoot the dude and then take his hunters hat as a trophy, thats how we can distinguish him from all the other bears throughout the movie, he wears a hunters hat  Cheesy
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« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2009, 07:25:01 AM »

how about theres a hunter who doesnt know about the super smart bears, and hes just going around, about his business hunting them, when he spots a group of normal bears catching salmon by a river. he crouches in the bushes and aims his shotgun at them, fixing his little hunter hat while he does. he hears birds fly away from behind him and turns around, coming face to face with a bear twice the size of the normal ones. he backs away from it, trips over a rock, and falls on his back in the river surrounded  by the normal bears.

i'm with you up to here, but afterwards one of the bears should pick up his gun and shoot him with it  Grin
haha, good mental image, arguably more original! we can get the super smart bear to shoot the dude and then take his hunters hat as a trophy, thats how we can distinguish him from all the other bears throughout the movie, he wears a hunters hat  Cheesy

this would actually be an awesome way to open the movie, and then throw up the title and a '48 hours earlier' card!
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« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2009, 07:34:06 AM »

how about theres a hunter who doesnt know about the super smart bears, and hes just going around, about his business hunting them, when he spots a group of normal bears catching salmon by a river. he crouches in the bushes and aims his shotgun at them, fixing his little hunter hat while he does. he hears birds fly away from behind him and turns around, coming face to face with a bear twice the size of the normal ones. he backs away from it, trips over a rock, and falls on his back in the river surrounded  by the normal bears.

i'm with you up to here, but afterwards one of the bears should pick up his gun and shoot him with it  Grin
haha, good mental image, arguably more original! we can get the super smart bear to shoot the dude and then take his hunters hat as a trophy, thats how we can distinguish him from all the other bears throughout the movie, he wears a hunters hat  Cheesy

this would actually be an awesome way to open the movie, and then throw up the title and a '48 hours earlier' card!

haha! oh i think we've struck gold with that one Cheesy id definately be hooked on a film with an opening scene like that!
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« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2009, 11:02:54 PM »

This is how you dispose of a bear -



How not to release a bear into the wild -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcn0Qqm-u7M

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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2009, 04:02:58 PM »

good vids

is it possible to have our bear so tough he can only be killed in such a manner?
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« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2009, 05:40:39 PM »

My friend went camping in the Redwood forest in northern California. He cleaned his car out but one of his buddies lost a granola bar down the backseat.

When he returned one or two days later a bear had ripped open his car to get to the food (their sense of smell is that strong).

He had to pay for all the damages to his car PLUS a $400 fine from a park ranger because he "endangered the bear"


What if there was a park ranger character running around telling everyone this killer bear is misunderstood, even in light of the gross disembowlings, etc. Might be fun.
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« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2009, 06:02:43 PM »

Perhaps they're constantly being fined for stuff?
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« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2009, 07:25:14 PM »

He fines the corpses? Or some folks barely survives and he fines them? At some point he should confront the bear and claim to be on his side and the bear eats him.
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« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2009, 09:38:07 PM »

Perhaps he fines himself for being eaten by the bear?
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« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2009, 11:58:33 AM »

can our park ranger be called Parker McRanger?
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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2009, 12:24:54 PM »

I like it.
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« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2009, 12:36:49 PM »

can our park ranger be called Parker McRanger?

Genius.
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« Reply #39 on: September 07, 2009, 10:00:45 AM »

While reading some Sheridan/Dnwilliams banter I got this funny scenario in my head:


A late night employee at a generic fast food restaurant. Soft, annoying buzz from the florescent lights. Clock ticking away. Occasional bubbles in the deep fryer.

Then, breaking the monotony, a static-filled grumble from the drive-through menu speaker. The employee sighs and meanders to the intercom. Asks if he can take their order. More static and weird, rumbling, unhuman non-words.

But the employee seems to have no trouble understanding, tells the customer to pull ahead to the window. He lethargically plops some pre-made, pre-wrapped greasy food into a bad and walks to the window. He holds it out but no one takes it. He stands there for a moment, zoning out. Then realizes he's still holding the bag. He frowns and leans towards the window.

Giant bear arms reach through and drag him out the window. Growling, screaming, and blood spatters ensue. Then silence. Then the rustle of paper. Then a dissatisfied grunt and the fast food bag flies back through the window. Fade to next scene as we hear bones crunching and entrails slurped.
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