Bear Deaths

[dnwilliams]

lol, would love to know how our banter is related to THAT.

small amendment:

He lethargically plops some pre-made, pre-wrapped greasy food into a bad and walks to the window. He holds it out but no one takes it. He stands there for a moment, zoning out. He pulls his arm back in, and his hand is gone.

He has barely any time to process this before giant bear arms reach through and drag him out the window.

[Sheridan Passell]

Oh sure. After the credits, after we've established he's now intelligent enough to drive. But not speak, yet.

Int. Fast Food Drive-Through
Employee: "Can I take you order please?"
Voice: (gruff, over the intercom) "...The one in the hat."
E: "One Big Mac. Come up to the window, please."
[Car pulls up.]
E: "Do you want ketchup with that?"
V: (gruff, off-camera) "Yes." [with a confirming honk of the horn]
[The fast food employee leans out the the window, holding a sachet of ketchup. He's yanked out by bear arms, leaving the bag of food behind.]
-end-

[dnwilliams]

i like this, but i don't know if it's better than the big hairy policeman ending

[Sheridan Passell]

Big hairy policeman is last scene before credits, this is the scene after credits.
...Potentially.

[dnwilliams]

yeah, grizzlepaw needs to break the fourth wall on the reveal that he's the big hairy cop, just before the credits roll

[dalmatianjaws]

Int. Fast Food Drive-Through
Employee: "Can I take you order please?"
Voice: (gruff, over the intercom) "...The one in the hat."

-end-

HUH
Larious