'New Moon' Poster Up...

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*Checks that shreik-defending earplugs are in place*

Hello female tweens, teens and ladies of all ages. Today we bring to you the first poster for the next film in the Twilight saga, New Moon. Set your lungs on 'shriek':



As a man who knows absolutely nothing of Twilight - other than being told that vampires sparkle in the sun (WTF?!) - all I can make out from the poster is that there is a love triangle in this film. Further research has revealed that Girl #1 is Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, Bloke At The Front is Edward Cullen aka Robert Pattinson and He Who Is Buff is Jacob Black, portrayed by Taylor Lautner.

Apparently this time around trouble-magnet Bella has been dumped by her vampire lover and gone to shack up with the first man who walked across her path. Unfortunately for her, he's actually a werewolf. Hilarity ensues.

New Moon turns fan-gasms up to eleven on November 20th.

Source: http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=24842

[Sheridan Passell]

This series isn't about vampires and werewolves at all. They should just admit what it is and retitle it 'Perfect Boyfriend: The Movie.'

[AristotleP]

Ugh What garbage. Makes me want to throw up on my screen...

[Sheridan Passell]

Is it me, or does it make Kirsten Stewart look like a midget?

[dnwilliams]

she's a shoe-in for tip-toes 2

[T.ROSS]

Ha ha good one Sheridan, yeah these films are so lame, but they are going to rake in mad cash!

[Sheridan Passell]

Hang on, I might be mistaken, but wasn't it you T.Ross who saw the first one and quite liked it?

[Eilis Mernagh]

I saw the first one without reading the books and now I've read all four Twilight books I don't know can I stick watching New Moon. Bella must be the only heroine in history to get MORE annoying as a series of books goes on, until by book 4 you're praying for someone to kill her.

[Sheridan Passell]

What made her more annoying Eilis?

[Eilis Mernagh]

She spends the whole time whining, falling over things and getting injured or putting herself and others in unnecessary danger and guilt-tripping over it. That's basically the plot of all four books. Plus she goes on and on about how great the vampires are, when they sound snobbish and kind of boring, while all the while ignoring all her other family and friends.

Kristen Stewart actually did a good job with making her likeable in Twilight but I wish her luck keeping that up as the series goes on.

[T.ROSS]

Hang on, I might be mistaken, but wasn't it you T.Ross who saw the first one and quite liked it?

Yeah when I watched it, the directing was good, good acting and nice love story...but not my typical type of film. I didnt mind it as much after I saw it, but then literly, everything has twilight on it, I have seen the most ridiculous amount of merchindise for this movie, there is twilight everything.....!!! It has drove me insane!

[dnwilliams]

[dnwilliams]

[Sheridan Passell]

That's so great. Love it.

[David Hawk]

Haha brilliant dnwilliams

[T.ROSS]

Effin awesome! I hope Blade comes in this film and starts a massacre!