*Checks that shreik-defending earplugs are in place*
Hello female tweens, teens and ladies of all ages. Today we bring to you the first poster for the next film in the Twilight
saga, New Moon
. Set your lungs on 'shriek':
As a man who knows absolutely nothing of Twilight
- other than being told that vampires sparkle in the sun (WTF?!) - all I can make out from the poster is that there is a love triangle in this film. Further research has revealed that Girl #1 is Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, Bloke At The Front is Edward Cullen aka Robert Pattinson and He Who Is Buff is Jacob Black, portrayed by Taylor Lautner.
Apparently this time around trouble-magnet Bella has been dumped by her vampire lover and gone to shack up with the first man who walked across her path. Unfortunately for her, he's actually a werewolf. Hilarity ensues.New Moon
turns fan-gasms up to eleven on November 20th.