Alright boys. Does it look like utter tripe? Does it make you laugh hysterically that anyone would pay to produce such a thing? What about weep for humanity, does it make you weep for humanity?
If you can answer YES to any of those questions, post it here. Me & You, Us, Forever
What happens when a horny middle-aged single Christian man makes a movie? He makes a chaste wet dream about his high school sweetheart. Make sure ot check out the movie's website
and read all about how he cast based on how much the young actress looked like the girl he remembered. *jibbly*After Last Season
Listed as a comedy on the Apple website, billed as a science-fiction thriller on the film's website
, it's unclear whether this movie is a gag or really trying to be good. Either way, it's worth a watch.The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Whether you are philosophically opposed to movies that promote archaic gender roles and entice educated women to lactate over walking corpses, or hate that a Mormon woman single-handedly destroyed vampire lore, loathe bad grammar, or dislike cartoony special effects ... these are not good films. And neither are the trailers.
Oh, and honestly, the Twilight "Saga?" Let's be serious here. Prepare for the best blend of cartoon and live action since Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"Hmm ..." thought the film producer. "What would happen if I took Backdraft and took out all the action and sex?"
Prepare for a blaze of fire metaphors at the end.