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« on: July 13, 2009, 06:59:12 AM » |
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 We need an awesome theme song. We should go the power ballad route. I'm thinking My Heart Will Go On, Everything I Do I Do It For You, I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing - they don't make cheesefest theme songs like they used to  Even the claw!/Of Grizzlepaw!/Couldn't tear me away from you! <Guitar Solo!> Suggest lyrics, go go go! |
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 09:53:37 AM » |
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That's an excellent idea. I'm sure we could do a little YouTube competition, there's so much musical talent out there with nothing better to do.
"Who's that knocking at your front door,
I'm going to take a bet it's Grizzlepaw.
He wants to eat your head for lunch,
He'll put it in his mouth and you'll hear it go crunch."
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 11:30:49 AM » |
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If you guys can, rent and watch Arachnophobia. Over the end credits they play a Phil Collins-esque mid 90s love ballad song, from the point of view of the spiders! It's delightfully awful.
I think it should definitely be an 80s rock ballad style. And for the obligatory music video, the bands wild hair should be bear skin.
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dnwilliams
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 11:38:36 AM » |
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you dare post without lyric contribution?! your trespasses are forgiven this once, because i am truly thankful for this gem. |
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 05:25:05 PM » |
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With hideous caws
And no berries to forage
The Almighty Grizzlepaw
Will turn your bowels into porridge
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 05:37:04 PM » |
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Oh that's great.
I love how it always comes back to porridge, our knowledge of bears is so limited.
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 07:43:38 PM » |
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That's not true. They also steal picnic baskets.
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 04:03:26 PM » |
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Who's that knocking at your door?
I'm gonna bet it's Grizzlepaw!
He wants to eat your head for lunch!
He'll put it in his mouth and you'll hear it cru-u-unch!
But that won't do, baby!
Our love's so true, baby!
Even the claw!
Of Grizzlepaw!
Couldn't tear me away from you!
<Guitar Solo!>
With hideous caws and no berries to forage!
The Almighty Grizzlepaw will turn your bowels into porridge!
But I'ma shoot him up like I learned on PlayStation!
And do you like a bear fresh out of hibernation!
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 04:19:55 PM » |
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No more ridiculous than this - Was used on the end credits of Deep Blue Sea. |
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 05:18:06 PM » |
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how the hell did i forget about this jam?! 'deepest, bluest/ my hat is like a shark's fin!' perfect ending to that movie!  my friend sent me this on facebook with the message 'LL Cool J is OFFICIALLY the yo-yo of the hip hop world when it comes to street cred.' best youtube comment: 'Ok I am not hating here BUT, Elmo has been learning basic math for how many years now? Is he "special" or is he taking the piss??' |
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 06:53:31 PM » |
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Buster Cappe would never be caught dead doing that.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2009, 06:07:32 AM » |
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buster cappe has artistic integrity
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2009, 09:45:20 AM » |
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You're damn right.
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 09:47:31 AM » |
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Oh my goodness. Where did he come from.
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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 04:30:52 AM » |
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He's a big fuzzy bear, but don't give him a cuddle,
Or he'll leave your gizzards in a big red puddle,
Humans: terrified, gathered in a huddle,
Not even sudoku gets his brain in a muddle.
Grizzle-grizzle-grizzle... GrizzlePAW.
Grizzle-grizzle-grizzle... He's a genius bear.
Etc.
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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 10:41:42 AM » |
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Humans: terrified, gathered in a huddle,
Not even sudoku gets his brain in a muddle
prizes to whoever tops this |
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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 01:54:27 PM » |
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 03:21:36 PM » |
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Somebody send Seal a prize.
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2009, 07:09:45 PM » |
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This thread is out of control!! ha ha love it!
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« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2009, 03:10:46 PM » |
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Prof.Loug has secured top end studio space, with technicians, when it's needed and will be recording the song once the movie is done. He has recorded songs in the past and I can tell you they are excellent. It's possible we could also find someone on YouTube to record a second track, as there is plenty of space in the movie for both.
Do continue to suggest lyrics.
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