Sit back, relax. Put your feet up. Crack open a cold beer and enjoy this piece of news.
Paul W.S. Anderson's screenplay for the soon-to-go-into-preproduction (I'm sure there's a better phrase than that) Castlevania
has been shelved.
Read that as many times as you like - the smile won't fade.
Because the Writers' Strike is still ongoing (and could continue until March at least), there's nobody in the back office to tidy up Mr Milla Jovovich's latest travesty - sorry - screenplay. Nobody, apart from the work experience boy, Kevin. He's a bit "special", but I say we let Kevin have a crack.
Thank you to whoever it was at Rogue Pictures who realised that Paul W.S. Anderson's work might need a little "sorting out".
Now if only we can get him to apologise for his entire career.