Paul W.S. Anderson Videogame Adaptation Shelved

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Sit back, relax. Put your feet up. Crack open a cold beer and enjoy this piece of news.

Paul W.S. Anderson's screenplay for the soon-to-go-into-preproduction (I'm sure there's a better phrase than that) Castlevania has been shelved.

Read that as many times as you like - the smile won't fade.

Because the Writers' Strike is still ongoing (and could continue until March at least), there's nobody in the back office to tidy up Mr Milla Jovovich's latest travesty - sorry - screenplay. Nobody, apart from the work experience boy, Kevin. He's a bit "special", but I say we let Kevin have a crack.

Thank you to whoever it was at Rogue Pictures who realised that Paul W.S. Anderson's work might need a little "sorting out".

Now if only we can get him to apologise for his entire career.

Source: Total Film

[Tiger]

I am sure that Anderson is an avid reader of this website, so here it goes...

If you are reading this Mr. Anderson (heh...Mr Anderson  )  I would be willing to sort you out a nice Castlevania script, and I'll come in at a budget price too, let's say 50% of what you would normally pay a writer.



No, honestly, I reckon I could do a pretty good job on a script for a film based on Castlevania.  It has vampires in it - It's a no-brainer as far as I'm concerned.