Jason Lee & Alvin and the Chipmunks - The Movie Preview Critic

[Movie Preview Critic]

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Hope all is well. Behold my Movie Preview Review of Alvin and the Chipmunks - enjoy!
 

 


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[Tiger]

I saw the title and thought "Oh! Jason Lee!" because I think he is fantastic...and then I noticed the Alvin and the Chipmunks bit....gutted!

This looks terrible.

This is how I see the "drama" going down:

• Dave meets girl.
• Chipmunks discover girl is secretly working for the bad guy (probably Ian/David Cross)
• Chipmunks tell Dave of her mission to try and save him from almost certain embarrassment.
• Dave tells the Chipmunks to fuck off.
• Chipmunks fuck off and do something else for a bit, involving lots of sighs.
• Dave finally discovers that they were right all along - just before this the girl realises she is genuinely in love with Dave - but it's too late....or is it?
• Chipmunks find themselves in trouble - probably kidnapped by Ian.
• Girl explains everything to Dave - explains that she now actually does care for him - proves this by joining him to save Chipmunks.
• Dave and girl go and rescue Chipmunks - Ian falls over or something equally as hilarious
• The happy family are now back together again - the Chipmunks accept girl and forgive her for her past-crimes.
• Big happy ending - Ian is shown behind bars with a huge man behind him telling him that he loves nothing more than short bald men.

I can't wait.

[Sheridan Passell]

I can't imagine I'll ever see a better 16 minute analysis of the Alvin And The Chipmunks trailer. Absolute genius.

The chipmunk in the dishwasher looked disgusting.

[Mahmoud El-Azzeh]

Nice one TMPC, I really enjoyed that! Can't wait for the next one...

[vystral]

Very well done and probably quite accurate.

Wouldn't the dishwasher fatally burn a chipmunk??

[chotchkey]

Your movie is quite entertaining. However, please don't distort pictures to fit them into your movie's dimensions. Please either include black area around them, crop them to fit, or do a "Ken Burns" pan effect. Your stretching of stills makes your movies look very amateurish, and makes the photos hard to recognize and appreciate.

[maxdembo]

I'm still amazed that this guy still acts and the guy who played the cool dude from Dazed and Confused doesn't.

[swight]

hahaha

Are you people seriously intellectually deconstructing ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS?!

It's a movie for 7 year olds!

I just -- it's -- AUGH

carry on.

[vikkyg]

Isn't Jason Lee a Scientologist? What more can you expect from crazed lunatics such as these? All the money he makes will probably go towards E-meters, anti-psychiatry propaganda, and opening a new church in Zimbabwe to prosletyze the unfortunate locals.

[vystral]

Jason Lee will just always be Earl to me.

[Huey Freeman]

Kinda sad and unsettling how people on other forums are like, "OMGLOLLMAOROFLAWWWW THEY'RE SOOOOOOO CUTE I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS OMG IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THE CUTEST MOVIE EVER THE CHIPMUNKS OMFG ARE SOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!"
-Shows the direction the world is heading, huh?

[luke-o]

Jason Lee will just always be Earl to me.

Jason Lee will always be Brodie Bruce and Banky Edwards to me.

I saw this film with my now ex, I enjoyed it more than I should have.

[Sheridan Passell]

Saw Alvin And The Chipmunks...

...with my now ex.

Hmm.

[vystral]

Saw Alvin And The Chipmunks...

...with my now ex.

Hmm.

hahaha well said