Yep, they're doing a fifth Fast and Furious movie. Can you guess the title? Is it Faster, More Furious? The Fifth of the Furious? The Furious Five?
None of the above! The answer is Fast Five (I know, I know, The Furious Five sounds better)...Remember when there was a gang and everyone was young and it was less glossy and the title made sense? Good times.
The reason this is 'news', by the way, is because stars Paul Walker and (more importantly) Vin Diesel have signed on, along with the director of the last movie, which made a truck load of money, Justin Lin. Yeah, not much more to report. Here's an excerpt from XXX: The Abridged Script
, which may indicate what's in store:
VIN DIESEL drives a senatorís car off a bridge, parachutes out, and TOTALLY chugs a MOUNTAIN DEW in midair.
EXTREME VIN DIESEL: Iím totally driving this car over this bridge in order to stick it to the man, embodied by some random authority figure who specifically hates skateboarders. Nobody hates extreme sports and video games in my town!
YEAH! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!