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Sheridan Passell
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« on: January 21, 2010, 12:33:39 PM »

Can anyone remind me who stars in this?




And then there's this -

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 04:09:43 PM »

When people made a fuss about the new Clash of the Titans trailer and it's crappy ass tagline/music/cut, I decided to see how much better the original did. Um...the narrator DESTROYS any possible excitement about the movie you might have by sounding hellabored telling you about the movie.

The narration is as follows:

the myth
the magic
the mystery
the majesty

CLASH OF THE TITANS

the good
the evil
the danger
the daring

CLASH OF THE TITANS

the combat
the courage
the splendour
the spectacle

CLASH OF THE TITANS

before history
beyond imagination

CLASH OF THE TITANS

It's like a checklist is being read out, see for yourself:



It's much better like this:



TITANS. WILL. CLASH.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 08:45:49 AM »

The last line is perfect -

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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 10:26:36 AM »

 Cheesy




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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 12:19:14 PM »

Literally brilliant.

Is that your voice at the very beginning of the second trailer Aristotle?
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 02:37:10 PM »

Yes  Cool
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 10:42:55 PM »

Here is one.....



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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2010, 11:51:01 AM »

Katherine Heigl in ... Knocked Up 2: Dead Inheritance
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 03:58:22 PM »

Oh wow. Just ... wow.



I predict the scene where he improves his golf game via fly fishing AND the scene where his dad throws a tantrum on the golf course, to be among the most awkward scenes in film history.
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 04:02:26 PM »

"What's next, basket weaving?"
No, golf. It's just as boring.


Hopefully Lucas Black will carry over fans of his leading role in Tokyo Drift, looking for more adrenaline highs.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 07:31:45 PM »

I figured out the twist. Robert Duvall is him and Melissa Leo is the cute ginger and the golfer goes through a time warp so his future self can teach him a lesson.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2011, 05:26:38 PM »

I found out about this because I'm sort of a friend with the director's third cousin. Sheridan, let me know if you'd like me to set up an interview.


Important note to all filmmakers: in the middle of your children's action adventure movie, take a short break to kill the Lord.
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2011, 09:55:19 PM »

Did he die?


I want to interview the entire cast, especially Michael Madson voicing the crow.
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2011, 05:41:55 AM »

Why was that trailer bad? Because of the spoilers?
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2011, 05:36:25 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2011, 10:10:20 AM »



It's like they started off with a jokey concept and then somewhere along the way it accidentally turned into a serious thriller.
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« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2011, 11:54:23 AM »

Perfect opening line.
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« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2011, 03:57:16 PM »

I rented Burning Bright and was totally let down. Not good enough to be thrilling, not hokey enough to be funny. Should have gone mystical with it.


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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2011, 04:28:05 PM »

He dies every day? That's bad luck.
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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2011, 11:51:00 AM »

Christians continue their agenda to neuter the modern male.




I love the epic music until they reveal it's a Christian movie, and then it changes to boring genera-folk-rock.
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