Nicolas Cage's Hair ...And Wife

[Sheridan Passell]

I know David Williams hates when I bring up tabloidy subjects but...

I think I've figured out why Nicolas Cage's hair often seems so odd, he doesn't have any sideburns? -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-475512/Nicolas-Cage-reveals-bald-truth.html

Also, check out his wife. Holy cow.

[dnwilliams]

Yeah, if I was into gossip I'd say:

"Woah, his wife looks like an import model. I also love that she is literally half his age. He really needs to shave his head, Bruce Willis should give him a pep talk. Or someone should make him shave it for a role at least. Now I'm gonna watch reruns of Sex & the City because I love Carrie's shoes."

But, yeah... 

I cannot WAIT until Kal-El Cage is making movies.

[Sheridan Passell]

Totally.

Do you see what I mean about the sideburns? -
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2335414272/tt0465234

wtf

[dnwilliams]

Yeah. It's bizarre. Sideburns are 20% of a man's face. He's got old man hair and is sideburnless, that's a weird manbaby combo.

[Sheridan Passell]

ManBabies.com  - There's a whole website??

[dnwilliams]

There is indeedc