Tekken: The Movie - Pictures and Trailer!

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Following hot on the heels (well, several years after the heels) of Street Fighter: The Movie, Fatal Fury, Double Dragon, Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, DOA: Dead Or Alive and Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li comes this latest slice of sure-to-be-hysterical gaming adaptation goodness: Tekken. Oh yes.

Now, I haven't actually played this game series, so please do forgive me should I make any errors when trying to recap the MIND-BENDINGLY COMPLEX plot on offer here, but...

Tekken is about a scrawny white guy who wants to punch a beefy white guy in the face. Oh, and there's girls in hot pants. That's about all I can fathom. I'll be honest, I watched this trailer with the sound off and I'm fairly certain I didn't miss anything:



In case you missed anything, here's a few pictures for you to mull over while you try to decide exactly how much this is guaranteed to blow.









































Source: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=63417

[Sheridan Passell]

This looks even worse than I imagined. In fact, much worse.

[dnwilliams]

How hard can it be to make a half-decent fighting movie???

I think know why video game movies suck: it's because the people that the iconography appeals to, the people that want to bring the game to life, have bad taste. They really think that these are 'characters' and that the designs look cool.

[HUMANIMAL]

well atleast there's some blood   such movies always fail....i thought why not doin a tekken movie there would be way more potential in it to make a film rather than street fighter, mortal combat or dead or alive, but seeing this i doubt that it turned out well.